you have something in your teeth

Sophie | 30 | she/her | chaotic good

[soup-mother]

Kids in 2025: Did you hear about the new Steam Machine?

Kids in 1760: Did you hear about the new Steam Machine? 🧐 (the kids have monocles)

[borderlinexcrazy]

any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

[electraheart2012]

time is moving so fast and being alive on this earth is so scary and im not even in love. whatever. *watches another movie*

[catchymemes]

[diplododocus]

I love when people credit artists. This is French circus artist and choreographer Yoann Bourgeois, probably in Tentatives d'approche d'un point de suspension at hangar Y in Meudon a few days ago. Most of his work is an exploration of balance and equilibrium, he has several variations around the stairs/trampoline thing (fugue-trampoline, this one, cavale, l'art de la fugue…)

[senshilegionnaire]

And the song is Olsen Olsen by Sigur Ros.

[angelicguy]

"careful, he bites!"

*pans down to immobile peanut on a leash*

[goodnightwindy]

4 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

3 days until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

1 day until wet rat wednesday

[goodnightwindy]

happy wet rat wednesday

[public-universal-sister]

Despite all my wrath I am still just a rat in a bath

[tiktaalic]

you need to have 3 drinks with you at all times:

drink one: water. this one's water. can't beat the og

drink two: fun drink. this is a drink with colors or perhaps bubbles in it.

drink three: substance drink. on weekdays this is usually a caffeine drink. for the agonies. on weekends it may be an alcohol drink instead. also for the agonies. sometimes you can combine fun drink and substance drink into one. not always though

[tiktaalic]

please drink water thers a little fish in you and you’re killing her

[metfell]

Under my presidency evil shadow skulls will explode out of every girl having a bit of a bad day

[metfell]

[slowheart]

can never formulate a normal response to “so, tell me about yourself? your likes, dislikes?” I like textiles and.... colors. and feelings. I don’t like driving south

[lightningcrashes]

can we talk about steve in the back of the basketball scene? cause like

supportive single mom supreme

[sausage1998]

wikihow chihuahuas

[sausage1998]

mood board

[batmantaking-hobbits2gallifrey]

Actually the worst thing in the world is alphabetical lists that put titles begining with "The" under the "T" section

[nayters]

[bubblegum-sullivan-13]

I also like it when they're like hey what's up or something personal/natural instead of the welcome to wherever how can I serve you bit.

[lastoneout]

I also like it when they are sitting down or listening to music they clearly enjoy

[fieldbears]

There is something so nourishing about walking into a place of business and immediately thinking "huh, I wouldn't have guessed this place would be playing this kind of music" only to see an employee absolutely head-banging along because today is their day to pick the CD and they are living

[eunuch-whisperer-deactivated202]

the male fantasy of driving around with a girl on the back of your motorcycle is an elaborate excuse to get to be little spoon

[shopcat]

these girls are the only ones who get it they are the only TRUE influencers... no 1 else matches up

[shopcat]

their clothes are always insanely nice and well put together sometimes they even match like here their makeup is always so cute they're always making cute little drinks directly in the mcdonald's dining area and everyone is always SO MAD at them in the comments but they're literally just sitting there quietly and being #REAL. you never know that the girl making the drink is going to pull out next she just brings the entire fridge and glasses from home. open liquor not even hiding it. not one facial expression is ever pulled. they're some of the last cool people on earth i think.

[rylandsgrace]

#Once again, Joe, Joseph and Gaten are just their characters

[incorrect-kotor-quotes]