Cosmic Funnies
styofa doing anything

No title available
No title available
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

@theartofmadeline
One Nice Bug Per Day
🪼
AnasAbdin
todays bird

Kiana Khansmith

if i look back, i am lost

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

tannertan36
occasionally subtle
Peter Solarz

Love Begins
Misplaced Lens Cap
tumblr dot com
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
seen from Belgium
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Japan
seen from United States
seen from Argentina
seen from Portugal
seen from Brazil
seen from Romania
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Türkiye

seen from India

seen from Chile
seen from Netherlands

seen from Belgium
seen from Sweden

seen from United States
@diplododocus
your fictional boy toy is just pixels. not mine tho mine is real and he's on my bed watching me blog giggling and kicking his legs in the air
of spain???
@cinturongazo hi! as someone who is *not* the person who originally tagged philip ii (of spain) on this post but who has been an avid fan of “of spain???” since it escaped containment, and who still thinks about it and was scrolling through the reblogs and realizing that i don’t think that anyone has still explained the possible reasoning behind that, voilà!:
so, friedrich schiller wrote a play called don carlos, an extremely fictionalized imagining of events surrounding the life of don carlos, infante of spain, son to philip ii of spain. it’s been a classic since.
in the 1860s, italian composer giuseppe verdi, who had by now become world-famous, was invited by the paris opéra to write a new opera for them (he had already written one other original opera for them, and before that had reworked at least two other originally-italian operas into french versions for the company). he ultimately settled on don carlos for his subject matter, and titled the opera as such. (however, the opera is more often performed nowadays in italian, with the title translated accordingly as don carlo, but that is neither here nor there.) the opera premiered in 1867, and while its popularity has fluctuated due to the subject matter and the staging demands involved, it is generally considered one of verdi’s best works.
“so what has this to do with this post?”
now while i do not fully understand exactly where this connection was made, i will say that the character web of the opera is…messy. there are six major characters (plus several more supporting roles) and basically all of them are in a game of messy alliances and relationships: don carlos is in love with élisabeth de valois (they were originally engaged and met in the woods and fell in love at first sight and so on), but due to political reasons the engagement is…reworked, and élisabeth is instead married off to carlos’ father, philip ii. awkward.
philip is pretty much immediately severely suspicious that his wife is cheating on him with his son, and he ends up enlisting rodrigue, the marquis of posa, to spy on them after being impressed by rodrigue’s boldness in discussions of political matters.
this is where the dynamic of the post comes in, because some of the lines that philip has about rodrigue are…interesting (all lines are from this english translation of the original french):
now for reasons that are too long-winded to explain here, rodrigue ends up in a bit of a pickle: he is firmly against the spanish government’s horrific treatment of the flemish protestants under philip and the spanish inquisition’s rule (in fact, it was rodrigue’s expressions of disapproval over this that got him talking with philip). in addition, he has also gotten carlos involved, and he firmly believes that carlos can save the flemish people. oh, and there’s so-heavy-it’s-practically-not-even-subtext insinuations that carlos and rodrigue are very much A Thing.
and rodrigue will do anything for carlos. but he also has this relationship with philip.
and people know this.
when carlos’ attempts to advocate for flanders go incredibly sideways in an incredibly public way, the spanish inquisition gets involved. and the grand inquisitor takes advantage of the situation to demand that the king have rodrigue straight up killed.
philip is not pleased. very much not pleased:
…yeah!
so philip, backed into a corner, ultimately has no choice but to acquiesce and allow rodrigue to be killed. rodrigue is shot while visiting carlos in prison and dies singing one of the most beautiful baritone arias ever written (seriously go check it out). shortly after this, philip arrives at the prison to announce that carlos is released, but takes the death of rodrigue…poorly:
i think that speaks for itself. (disclaimer: this section actually got cut for time reasons before the premiere, and is only very occasionally restored, but it’s GOOD FREAKIN FOOD.)
now i say all this with two very important points:
1. this is barely scratching the surface of the interpersonal entanglements (i didn’t even mention princess éboli, who is philip’s mistress and élisabeth’s gal pal AND is in love with carlos),
2. as in history, obviously philip ii is a terrible person who does many many horrible things that we DO NOT CONDONE. a person can be terrible and also fascinating.
i really sincerely hope this may clear something up for you. i realize this is a very confusing explanation but it is what it is, and i am sorry. thank you, OP, for the wonderful gift of “of spain???”.
“I could make them as dust. Just say the word.”
“No. That’s worse than war.”
— Terry Pratchett, Small Gods
Josiane Balasko as Marie-Jo in Gazon Maudit (French Twist) (1995)
breaking news! new beautiful photo of the best species of frog in the world just dropped
cochranella euknemos, 📸 nuqui_herping on instagram
for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3
@markscherz translucent frog?
thinking about when my friend found a book from the 70s in a church office with truly some of the most insane prayers I have ever heard
oh this was about someone specific
Question for opera lovers! If a genie gave you the ability to commission any composer, alive or dead, to adapt any story (book, movie, folklore, Twitter thread, whatever) into an opera, who would you commission and what would you have them adapt?
Verdi's Antigone
Donizetti's Twelfth night
Rossini's Mamma Mia
Prev TCHAIKOVSKY OF COURSE
The Literal Translation Theatre Company has just announced an exciting and exotic new season of shows! In the fall, head with us to the south of France for Jerry Herman’s classic The Cage of Madwomen. Then, hop on over to turn-of-the-century Vienna, where sex and deception rule, in Arthur Schnitzler’s The Round. And finally, join us on a Greek island for—you guessed it—the fun-in-the-sun ABBA musical My Mother!
Question for opera lovers! If a genie gave you the ability to commission any composer, alive or dead, to adapt any story (book, movie, folklore, Twitter thread, whatever) into an opera, who would you commission and what would you have them adapt?
Verdi's Antigone
Donizetti's Twelfth night
Rossini's Mamma Mia
the color of your tshirt is your new hair color! do you like it?
it's good
it's bad
it's great
it's awful
it's my actual hair color
results
*he queeres* place on *he in*erne*
Halloween costume post
@a-random-fandom-friend CLEMMMMMM
if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on
did you know?
- the menu at a restaurant is not an ingredient list you can use to create new dishes we could hypothetically make for you instead of the choices on the menu
- we do not have omelets on the menu because we do not make or serve omelets
- yes, i know we have eggs on the menu, but we still do not have omelets.
- yes, i realize omelets are eggs, but not all eggs are omelets, and the eggs we serve are not omelets.
- you cannot out-logic me so that i cave in and ring in an omelet for you. i am better at arguing than you are.
- there are no omelets here. there have not been, and will not be, omelets here. if you want an omelet you will need to go somewhere else.
- i can also promise that you do not want an omelet cooked by line cooks who have not been trained how to make omelets. because we don't sell omelets.
- no, i am not going to single-handedly put service on pause for the next twenty minutes while three cooks google how to make an omelet and then proceed to fuck up multiple omelets that our kitchen is not set up to prepare, so you can have an omelet.
-and we both know you'd bitch if it takes longer than six minutes to come out anyway.
- no, you may not just go back into the kitchen and make yourself an omelet. the line cooks do not take kindly to trespassing. also, what the hell.
- i hear that you want an omelet. that does not change the fact that we do not offer omelets. if you want to eat an omelet, you will need to go to another restaurant that does have omelets on the menu. this is not negotiable.
- i am the manager.
- yeah, alright, go fuck yourself too, bob.
literally today a woman came in to the restaurant i work at, looked at the menu, looked around at all the tables eating, watched us take orders, watched us run food out to table. and then she approached me and asked "is this a restaurant?"
i thought for sure i misheard her, but no. she was asking "is this a restaurant?", almost as if maybe she had heard of the concept of restaurants but had never experienced one for herself, and she needed to get confirmation from somebody else.
i could not control my face. i had to walk away and another coworker had to step in to kindly explain that yes, the restaurant is a restaurant.
i would never lie to you.
Oh no
OH YES
@rayatii