More Overwatch Headcannons (bc I can)
So, Hanzo listens to zen spa music and Jesse listens to the most obnoxious country western music *author’s note, not saying country is bad I actually listen to It all the time, just saying the stereotypical songs* but both of them will jAM LOUDLY TO METALLICA AND CLASSIC ROCK LIKE CALM TF DOWN BOIS
Genji is a cat person and wants ten of them (Hanzo and Genji went shopping together once and split up to get the groceries faster and Genji comes back with a kitten in his hands and none of the food he was supposed to get “Brother, no” “broTHER YES”)
Amélie listens to rap all the time and it’s so out of character for her? Lena was really confused when she saw Amélie rapping along to Rap God by Eminem (and low key impressed)
Junkrat is actually really good at impressions and mimicking his teammate’s voices, so much so that his team often mute his voice on their ear pieces (CHEERS LOVE THE FUCKING CALVARY’S HERE)
Sombra is actually really superstitious, like annoyingly so (she’s afraid of Genji’s cat because he’s a black cat and she won’t go anywhere near It)
Winston is a coffe A D D I C T he can’t go a day without It and when he does he gets really cranky and salty (one time Lena and Angela staged an intervention for him, It didn’t end well. “You want this coffee? You can pry It from mY COLD DEAD S C I E N T I S T H A N D S)
Phara loves to sing and she’ll do It all the time without even realizing most of the time (and hella good at It like what?!)
Bastion will keep birdseed on him at all times (ay Ganymede gets hungry) (one time Bastion literally stopped mid battle to pop open his drawer of birdseed bc Ganymede pecked at it and was hungry “Bastion, keep firing or we’ll loose the point!” *annoyed and sassy robotic noise*)
Mei is a helpless romantic and will forever cry watching the Notebook (“Jamison why can’t you be more like that?” *sobbing* Junkrat then proceeded to cook Mei a candlelight dinner with roses and wine, she low key cried)
Torbjörn can get really sassy if no one listens to him and it’s surprising to get roasted by a 4’7” man (he’s not afraid to cut a bitch)
Dva will throw games on purpose when playing video games with her friends (winning is less important when she can see the look of happiness and pride on Lúcio’s face. But when he gets too cocky she will mercilessly best his ass)
Orisa is programmed to speak and understand basically every language and will converse with the Overwatch angents in their native tounge (It really is a relief to be able to talk to someone in your first language when English is such a hard language. She will often act as a translator for new agents who don’t know English well enough)
Reinhardt will never actually admit it, but he’s a big fan of the old cowboy movies and can quote almost all of them (he got HELLA excited when he first saw Jesse and they often talk John Wayne movies with each other in private)
Roadhog is a sucker for happy endings and loves Disney movies (he and Mei get along well)
Zarya is the resident hairdresser for Overwatch and dyes the agent’s hair when asked (they don’t need to tell her what style they want their hair she just knows by looking at them. She LOVES Widowmaker because she can do so much with her hair and style It in the most elaborate ways)
Lúcio is the biggest nerd you’ll ever meet (Hey did you see that episode of Doctor Who? The Daleks and the Cybermen were in a fight against each other and the Doctor had to break up the fight and Rose… well we don’t talk about Doomsday too often)
Mercy swears in German more often than not and Reinhardt is appalled (“Verdammte Hölle, hör auf Schaden zu nehmen!” “A N G E L A! We don’t say that!”) {translates roughly to “fucking hell stop taking damage shitheads}
Moira is a huge fan of Bowie and will force anyone and everyone to listen to him (Moira please, it’s 4 in the goddamn morning. *Queen Bitch on full goddamn blast* Does It look like I fUCKING CARE GET REKT SCRUB)
Symmetra is a really good artist, like a really good artist (she gives henna tattoos to anyone who asks and they love it. Hana one time got both her arms and legs fully covered in henna, It took the entire afternoon and evening)
Zenyatta isn’t afraid to mess with people from time to time (I swear I just saw Zenyatta trip over a goddamn rock, a fucking rock! What are you on he hovers)
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