🦖✨my liminal space✨🦖

Welcome to my blog!! Introducing myself, the host with the most | the proclaimed “best music” | the affirmed “favorite sibling” | and revered maker of peanut butter cookies Jacky the college student •currently in my learning era• {early childhood education major} swiftie and artist | dinosaur lover sometimes i write but i’m mostly a reader (i’m always down for more book recommendations)

[gigglybumbug]

randomly getting intensely interested in some bullshit like

[the-haiku-bot]

randomly getting

intensely interested

in some bullshit like

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[wearewatcher]

Why did Shane ask a Wedding painter to paint art of him and Ryan?

it's just nice to have around the office

[wearewatcher]

just nice to have aroooooound!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the meaning of life? is to make your bedroom as comfy as possible. that's it that's the purpose

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the secondary purpose is to equip your kitchen and get really really really into international cuisine

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

so strange when people assume 'waking up early' means increased productivity bc no??? im awake so i can read fanfic in bed before breakdown

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

BREAKFAST

[artbylittlebug]

[flyora]

Harris do his best as always

[scribeherself]

There is no drug on earth that can replicate the absolute euphoria of hitting a writing flow state at 2:00 AM. You aren’t even typing anymore. You are a vessel. You are a channel for the gods. The characters are speaking directly into your brain and you’re just the stenographer trying to keep up. You feel like you could fight a bear. You feel like you invented the alphabet

[sanguine-humor]

phm is decently popular in japan and i mostly see this when i check twitter and see accounts posting pictures of handmade rocky plushies that are so fucking round looking it brings a tear to my eye

[sanguine-humor]

he keeps me sane

[ao3commentoftheday]

I'm not saying you'll always find what you're looking for on ao3, but I am saying it's always worth checking just to see

[ao3commentoftheday]

this post was inspired by finding fic for a 1976 prog rock sci-fi album

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

wtf this is MY timeloop u can't be in here

[ailithnight]

Yeah, yeah. You said that last loop.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and I'll say it again get the FUCK OUTTA MY LOOP!!!

[richyjerimovich]

Who Even Am I? with the cast of The Odyssey

[soulfilled]

I once read a poem that my friend wrote about grief. It was a to-do list of all the things her brother planned to do but never got to finish before he suddenly died.

It’s probably one of the most powerful things I have ever read.

[penandinkprincess]

I can’t stop thinking about Miko. Like at all. So I propose to thee:

I know we said Shane is Miko’s little brother whom she loves very dearly (read: heckles and annoys the shit out of him), but don’t you think Miko deserves a little sister? A girl HAS to have a sister!!

Yuna, who is part of a group of avid bird enthusiasts, learns about another bird who needs a new home. She’s the same species as Miko and her previous owner was also Japanese (this bird speaks Japanese!). There is no one else more perfect to take her then Yuna. So, one of Yuna’s friends from the group obviously had the great idea of mentioning this to her. Now Yuna can’t help but keep thinking about this bird who is all alone and needs a family.

“David! We have to! It’s destiny! Shane just moved out!”

(In this verse this obviously happens when Shane starting his rookie season)

So empty nesters Yuna and David acquire a second bird, Miko’s brand new little bird sister, Keiko.

Shane is not very happy when he ventures home for a long weekend and is swarmed by two birds shrieking his name.

“SHANE. SHANE. SHANE. SHANE.”

They sound practically demonic. Shane is very much NOT pleased at all. He now has to deal with double the trouble and teasing from his bird sisters.

Bird sisters. BIRD SISTERS. SISTERS. Sisters plural. He could cry.

Keiko has been learning from Miko, so now double the chaos ensues.

OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

i love keiko the parrot (in multiple senses lmao) who doesn't know WHY they're screaming this word, but miko started doing it when this strange man walked through the door so sure!! she'll join!!! SHANE! SHANE! SHANE!

shane goes home to visit for the first time after they get keiko, opens the door to a wall of noise, and then just. shuts it.

he has to take a walk around the block before he's ready to try again.

[penandinkprincess]

the SCREM sisters <3

[soulfilled]

Now adding:

Miko who is the least shy bird you’ll ever meet (totally the life of the party) is soooo interested in this new little creature who looks almost exactly like her. Her sweet Yuna must have known she’s been so sad that baby Shane is gone because now she’s brought her a new friend!

“Miko, this is Keiko,” Yuna introduces the other creature on her shoulder. “This is your new little sister. I hope you guys can get along with each other.”

Miko LOVES her Yuna! She’s known her sweet Yuna her whole life! She remembers when Yuna was just a little baby. It makes her sooo happy to see Yuna excited about this! Yuna hardly gets excited about much now, she’s too serious sometimes. Besides that, Miko thinks Yuna is just the best bringing her a new friend, she always knows exactly what Miko needs. Miko is going to totally show Keiko the ropes and make sure she fits just right in!

Keiko is kinda unsure about this new place at first. She’s sad and she misses her Ichirō but once she meets Miko it’s like all her reservations wash away. Miko is probably one of the best creatures she’s ever met!! Miko is just soooo interesting! She growls at Mr. David and always sends him shrieking! It’s her new favorite game! Mr. David makes the best noises! But he’s also sooo fun to play with! He gives good pats that remind her of her old Ichirō. Ms. Yuna on the other hand is a dream! She gives the best treats! Whenever Keiko asks for a hug and a kiss she gets them. Ms. Yuna’s voice is very sweet!

Keiko: Kiss! KISS!! KISSES!!! *aggressive kissy noises*

*Yuna gives her a peck on the nose*

Keiko is Miko and Ms. Yuna’s biggest fan! Keiko and Miko sing together and eat together and sleep together and play with each other—they’re always together. Keiko is always learning new phrases and words! She likes when they yell at the humans with the long sticks on the tv. She loves it when Ms. Yuna yells.

Yuna: What an idiot!! Can you believe that, David!? Unbelievable!!

Keiko: IDIOT! IDIOT! UNBELIEVABLE! IDIOT!!!

Yuna: See, David! Keiko totally understands! You tell them Keiko! Freaking ref!!

Keiko: IDIOT! IDIOT! *shrieking noises Miko has taught her*

And Keiko could just go on and on about her new home, it’s the best! Though, Keiko’s favorite part about it is Miko. Keiko just loves Miko!

Miko: Keiko! KEIKO! PRETTY BIRD! KEIKO PRETTY BIRD!

Keiko is just so flattered that Miko would say that!

Keiko: Miko! MIKO! MIKO PRETTY BIRD!!

*aggressively complementing each other ensues*

And oh! She forgot! THEE BEST PART (It really is she promises)!! Oh it’s her favorite thing now! Miko just has the best chant ever! It’s her new favorite word!

SHANE! SHANE! SHANE! SHANE!

And oh look! A new human!

Miko: BABY SHANE! SHANE! SHANE! SHANE!

Keiko *who has never met Shane before in the entire time she’s been living with the Hollanders and just loves this new word Miko has taught her*: SHANE! SHANE! SHANE!

Yuna grabs the new human in one of her lovely, warm hugs, and gives him a big kiss on the cheek, “Shane! Oh, it’s so nice to see you!”

Ah! This must be Yuna’s baby Shane. Oh, how sweet! He must not come home often. It’s okay though, Keiko will make do with the time that she has. Keiko just can’t wait to get to know Shane! But! Before she forgets! The most important stuff needs to come first!

Keiko: SHANE! SHANE! KISS! KISS! KISSES!!! *high pitched kissy noises*

Yuna: Oh Shane! This is Keiko! *finally realizes she’s asking Shane for kisses* Oh how sweet! She wants you to give her a kiss.

Shane *who’s had a shitty week, just walked through the door, and JUST found out his parents have replaced him with a new bird even though he literally only moved out a few months ago (this is the stuff of nightmares, he’d already been dreading having to deal with Miko)*: NO! NOPE! NO WAY!

[tomatotext]

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

[spongelll]

me walking to the bathroom at 3am in a massively oversized shirt, using gay fanfic on my phone to light the way

[rylandsgrace]

Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.

Hollanov + season 1 timeline

[fairycosmos]

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt