The Mighty Nein once said... pt. 1 โ ห เผโก
in honor of the mighty nein's teaser, here are some of underrated quotes. feel free to change names, pronouns, locations. nsft.
"help. help. help. help. helphelphelphelphelpโ"
"i have a secret for you . . . did you know that in [LOCATION], the pastries are made with cinnamon? and here . . . they're not."
"don't let them tell you what to do."
"no don't shoot him! don't shoot him!"
"it's not working! i don't know what's going on!"
*pigeon noises* "he's alive! he's alive!"
"if they say something you don't like, you say, 'go fuck yourself.'"
"if someone has a conversation with me, i will . . . i will talk to them."
"i'm confused. did you have advice?"
"i think what his holiness is trying to convey is that he will be going on a spiritual journey and there's only room on that train for one dude."
"i'm terribly sorry, what did you say?"
"wait wait wait, read it out loud."
"why do you do these things? why are you like this?"
"you know, we read all these books and stuff, and that's not at all the way how love is described in the books that we read."
"you mean the porn books that we read?"
"it's okay we don't have to talk about it tonight. it's alright, i know everything already so it doesn't matter."
"uh oh . . . someone ordered a pizza."
"i don't have a word limit now, buddy!"
"sorry, i haven't showered in a while."
"what are you doing with a random ass stick in your armpit?"
"it seems removing problems is a reoccurring theme from you."
"we can take their heads. . . i'm so sorry."
"WHOA! i don't know who you are, but that's going to take WEEKS to scrub out of the wood!"
"let me tell you something ; if you talk, that," points to a body on the ground, "will be you. understand?"
"if you want to build a relationship with them, maybe do it . . . slowly . . . over time."
"he was really bad to you so i was just trying to make him . . . suffer."
"oh no, oh no, are you okay? did you break a rib, what's going on? oh my god, did you get a hernia from just doing a push-up?"
"with all due respect, i will not leave my post."
"it's been a while since i've asked for this favor, but can you hold me?"
"i could rub one out real quick. don't need both hands, just one."
"can the cats be ninjas?"
"so you want to fight ninja? top of the list: shinobi in the tower."
"you put the acid IN his mouth? IN his mouth? and THEN you snapped his neck to, like, mercy kill him?"
"hey, [NAME], are you super wasted?"
"have you ever kissed a boy? what was it like?"
"do what you need to do to get all the information out of them that you can. if we see you cozying up to them, we'll know. we'll know that it's just an act."
"do you want someone else to seduce them?"
"traveling with all of you has emboldened me some."
"i was alone for a long time and ran from everything."
"how do i make someone like me?"
"you'll always be my first love."
"we're gonna get weird, right?"
"don't you talk down to me."
"i'm not gonna go in the water for some fucking buttons."
"ghosts? did you say ghosts? i'm scared of ghosts!"
"come out, you're so cute!"
"you want some candy? c'mon, c'mon."
"no! this is not good cop, bad cop!"
"how could i do that to you? i'm so sorry."
"okay, okay, okay. who the fuck are you though? seriously."
"WHY WERE YOU HIDING? sorry. why did you feel the need to hide?"
"i'm really, really nice but i don't always make the best decisions."
"that went about as well as i'd hoped."
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