hi im court

18 - she/her

[bidoof]

[atopfourthwall]

“Just steal some animals, you stupid asshole.”

[chordsykat]

[cowboy-garfield]

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

[pancakeke]

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

[straycatj]

Ｊせんせとのつーしょっと…イイコにしてうつると

こふちゃん らぶもらえるのでち

ぐふふふふ

If Kofu am taken a nice photo with master J as a good boy, Kofu can get a lot of love... Ghehehehehe

[thecollectibles]

Art by Eichi

[lovelyporridge]

why don’t you read a poem about the sunrise written 5 centuries ago and contemplate the fact that we have been writing about the same sun for centuries upon centuries and then maybe you’ll calm down

[brandyllyn]

[liveanddowithme-deactivated2022]

when my raspberries have started to mold after 2 days 

[dajo42]

oh youre a chess master? thinking ten moves ahead? considering every possible plan of action? well consider this, brain thinker [i eat the board and pieces]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[kejter]

[cryptidfuckery]

Mind horse

[cryptidfuckery]

[onlypositivememes]

The best customer

[standardpoliticalsideblog]

“adults should be mindful of minors online” is a perfectly reasonable statement!

however. “being mindful” means:

adequately tagging/warning for non-child-friendly content to ensure that minors are able to avoid it

not discussing inappropriate topics with minors or in spaces that are supposed to be safe for minors

“being mindful” does NOT actually mean:

never ever creating content rated higher than PG even if it’s all properly tagged and warned for because it’s still possible that a minor might potentially see it

[funnytwittertweets]

[guugorou]

つくってこわす - Make & Break

[usta1969]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Every time I see this I think “why would this duck want to feed fish?” and then I remember that I also occasionally want to feed fish so why wouldn’t the duck?

[fishing-lesbian-princess]

Tumblr is the only site I know of where you can make a post like “me and my girlfriend love to drink water” and someone will reblog it and tag it with some shit that is so divorced from the actual post like “frunkus and grinky except instead of drink water they love to play jenga at girgalon’s tower”

[seafossilqueen]

Posted in Paleontology CoprolitePosting

[catgirl-kaiju]

They're the brass section