Soupcity

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[decapod-of-the-day]

Decapod of the day: Neopetrolisthes maculatus | Anemone Porcelain Crab

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[enameledcoppergirl]

Hookup culture is so convoluted these days and I don't meant that in a way that is dismissive of the act in of itself but rather that you used to be able to just have a few drinks with a girl and then she'd put her eggs in you or vice versa nd then maybe you'd stack colored pebbles together for a few hours but nowadays she always has to try and poison your wine which I suppose I can't really complain about because I also try to poison hers while slipping antidote into mine but she does the same so we get mad at each other and grapple for a while and then she stings me with her stinger or injects venom into me with her fangs or what have you and THEN finally gets to the oviposition. It all just feels a bit overcomplicated to me and you can't even stack colored pebbles afterwards because you're still paralyzed from the venom

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[thistoowillpasss]

[kittykittyredcat]

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[damazcuz]

FUCK ALLLL EMPLOMYMENT

[cutecipher]

Gave them a turkey club

[aroace-ryland-grace]

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

[libraryofjoy]

Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

[2colde]

it's thousand yard stare summer

[hungwy]

He was tortured and beaten by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was beaten and punished by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was punished and pummelled by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was pummelled and tormented by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was tormented and injured by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was injured and hurt by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was hurt and broken by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was broken and damaged by the ogre

[hungwy]

He was damaged and harmed by the ogre

[fox-sama97]

He was loved and cuddled by the ogre as part of their BDSM aftercare

[hungwy]

Didn't happen. He was harmed and attacked by the ogre

[cikero]

ELDER SCROLLS 6 WAS JUST ANNOUNCED

[cikero]

FIRST LOOK !!!

[spore-carrier]

medieval troubadour gets isekaied into early 1970s england but ends up blending in perfectly with the local prog rock scene

[decapod-of-the-day]

Decapod of the day: Hemigrapsus nudus | Purple Shore Crab

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[sealdev]

it's Yawn time

[wolfstrong]

Last night was a tubi original

[fredersen]

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

[pikadxrat]

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

[creatures-in-posts]

this creature is you