soup

(they/them) professional animal wrangler

[mrhealyourgirl]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

[orbees]

why did they make this world so hard for autistic weirdos

[wormliness]

please, untitled document was my father, call me untitled document (1)

[187onabuster-deactivated2025013]

its beginning to suck a lot like penis

[c3rvida3]

*ruins your Christmas feast by doing Mythbusters ballistics shit to your beautiful glazed ham*

[beingharsh]

[tvrded]

As a feminist I don’t think about anything when I jerk off I kinda just piece togther conceptual abstracts

[moldavite]

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

[dekutree]

weird mewtwo and jfk comparisons

both were made in a lab

mewtwo had a secretary named kennedy, kennedy had a secretary named mewtwo

both have incredible psychic powers

kennedy became president in 1960, mewtwo became president in 6019

mewtwo was shot in the head and killed, kennedy was shot in the head and killed

mewtwo was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven, kennedy was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven

[deep-state-partisan]

[minmos]

?????

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*disappointed caveman at the club voice* i guess me just thought it something else

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

i forget this yik yak from my former college isnt like a viral meme because i say it so fucking much. trying not to shidfart my panta

[peter-aaa-deactivated20260316]

[deepinourengines]

im pregnant and its nobodys. it aint even mine

[puter-wizard]

Two reactions

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[skenpiel]

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

[spdy4]

@molabuddy how dare you hide this in the tags.

Also if anybody isnt aware, Sacabambaspis is this funky fella