washi ja

yocrunch enthusiast

[superchat]

[eddiemurphy-deactivated20170813]

[boybeetles]

I need to stop jokingly calling people changing to be ‘normal’ as ‘detransitioning’ because I just said “did you see guy fieri detransitioned” to a friend who didn’t know about me doing that in a joke way

[katelyn-danger]

Fallout 3 power armor mechanic and his duplicitous twin brother who says the word "uncivilized" too much.

[nina-iseri]

everyone knows this

[playthings2007]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[sapphling]

the more time you spend in active recovery from any given self destructive behavior or addiction the more you understand the common conception of the "relapse" as defined by a broken "streak" to be, like, so bad for one's own well-being that it would be funny if it weren't resulting in just a lot of misery and death

[the-peoples-puppy]

I told my girlfriend to think of quitting vaping as training her endurance by seeing how long she can run before she gets tired, then doing it again and hoping to go further next time. She said it really helped her.

[viralfrog]

[acidgirl]

the other day my friends and i watched the great gatsby and one of them suggested putting on lou bega’s scatman and hatman and here i’ve recreated the magic we experienced that night

[sniffanimal]

[c3rvida3]

Named the new stray cat outside Footwater because he likes to stand in the birdbath and drink his own foot water.

[c3rvida3]

Footwater hiding his wet little feets in shame.

[depsidase]

[ilikeit-art]

[cartoondog]

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

[im-a-dragon-cawcaw]

[hicasima]

[colorstospare]

i could cry. i actually am crying. wahoo motherfuckers.

[peekychu]

[lezuzu]

the society that separates its gamers from its scholars will have its gaming done by fools and its thinking by noobs

[betterisbest]