Shaman School Drop Out

Part-time Weed Man, Full Time Cooking Mama

[art-creature]

a bigger painting I’ve been focusing on lately - the dimensions are 47cm x 37.5cm (and you can see my usual formats compared to it in the last pic)

[rcktpwr]

all dogs want to do is sniff and smell and eat smudge off the ground.  all cats want to do is roll and break objects.  but there is no limit to the goals of a fish.

[dntfdpltcxgone-deactivated20190]

So I recently moved into a storage closet (an actual repurposed maintenance closet) and can finally afford the student loan payment/ hawaiian shirt budget I've always dreamed of

[mysharona1987]

[hunter-rodrigez]

[allofthemwitches-deactivated202]

oh to be a nun in 1350 enjoying quiet time and gardening and having lots of lesbian sex and then dying at the ripe old age of 36

[radgoblin]

Life expectancy statistics measure the average age of death. Because infant/childhood mortality was so incredibly high until recently, it really dragged down that average. If you exclude infant/childhood mortality from your statistic, you’ll see that humans (that survive childhood) have consistently lived into their 70s, meaning if you were a woman that survived childhood and never had to go through pregnancy, you may well get a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening!

[221cbakerstreet]

Reblog for a good 50+ years of lesbian sex and gardening

[paper-mario-wiki]

thinking about it logically there’s probably at least like. a couple pieces of sand in my body somewhere.

like, there’s gotta be one or two pieces that got into cuts and are now just hanging out in my skin.

there’s still some graphite in my skin from when i stabbed my pinkie in 3rd grade, so there’s probably also some sand.

this just makes sense to me.

[blackqueerblog]

They want to force women to have kids then have no help to keep them alive after birth

[ghost-mantis]

I’d like to point out that the foster care system didn’t make these claims, it was the shitty school system.

The person in charge of the foster care system for that area actually threw a shitfit and went off on the school district for making these claims. They made it absolutely clear that they weren’t taking kids away for not being able to pay for lunches and that their priority was keeping kids with their families. They were rightfully pissed that their agency was weaponized to collect lunch money from poor kids. 

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

It’s like home, but not

[feminist-voices]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[c3rvida3]

2019 Kecksburg UFO Festival Parade.

The whole parade.

Y'all.

This was the parade.

[ahnsael]

This is what the raid on Area 51 is actually going to look like.

[personalgremlin]

if you ask any man to do a Gollum impression he will do it for longer than necessary and he’ll be so proud of it. this is universally true.

[luxwing]

I think it is brave and also very sexy of me to continue living

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[kropotkindersurprise]

July 14 2019 - A woman deplatforms famous Brazilian Catholic priest Marcelo Rossi, who has called homosexuality a disease. [video]

[riddleaugust]

She’s a hero.

[judgejudyofficial]

alrighty she’s already performed one miracle, a couple more and we can canonize her

[dollmaycry]

look at this absolute baby i found at work the other day

[vergak]

She absorbed the secrets of the orange and can not handle what she learned. Weakling.

[hogtown-gdc]

so how bout that union