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obsessed with this bookshop in stratford-upon-avon having WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE listed as a ”local author”
these are getting weird
I've gotten too offline for this. Why r the notes insisting anyone who drives any car manufactured by tesla is a Nazi. That's Completely nuts
they were the main electric car you heard about for a while so i assume thats why most people have them
unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!
(warning: loud chirping throughout)
source: hellgate osprey cam
More context:
the first osprey is the father, the one that comes later is the mother.
ospreys are not eagles, they're ospreys
ospreys only eat fish, that's why they don't register this starling as possible food
the starling got home safely
the starling was not trying to eat the eggs, it was mostly curious and you can see it trying to hop under the osprey every time the osprey tries to sit down again--this is because the starling is still a baby and has the instinct to get under an adult for warmth, even though it mostly has its feathers. this scares the osprey because that is a Foreign Creature near its eggs.
at the end of the video you can see the ospreys starting to turn the eggs. birds do this so the yolk and/or embryo don't stick to the shell of the egg, which is bad for the egg's health.
ospreys have eyes adapted to seeing beneath the surface of the water!
ARABIAN ADVENTURE (1979) dir. kevin connor
Researchers analyzed data from almost 3,000 trans women.
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Happy Pride Month to the 4077th and my favorite characters.
Feeling so incredibly validated that my head canon of the past Doctors still “living” in the current Doctor’s subconscious, being catty bitches who bicker 24/7 and are probably backseat driving, has been canonized @atalanta133
Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???
ENHANCE
[ID: A picture of a 5 cent Euro coin with a ruler to scale, looking like a normal design but with some tiny text visible.
[Second ID: A close-up of the engraving. It is written "'Average person engraves memes at 0.7mm' Factoid actualy just statistical error. Average person engraves 0 memes at any size. Engraver Dave who lives in a workshop and engraved bullshit all day is an outlier adn should not have been counter.". The text is a parody of the Spiders Georg Tumblr meme. /End ID]
Slight correction, its not 0.7mm, it's actually '0.2mm'. Half the lower bit of the 2 got lost.
Burt Lancaster in KISS THE BLOOD OFF MY HANDS (1948) — Dir. Norman Foster
if you say anything homophobic in June this truck comes out of nowhere and crushes you like that bus crushed Regina George
it’s optimus pride
No IDs, but these tags got me in a huff:
So ok look. The point is not the flared leg by itself. These cannot be yoga pants. These are, and you have to understand this if you are too young to have worn them, BLUE JEANS. And this was the last years before all jeans were 70% spandex.
They were denim, and they weren't bell bottoms. They hung loose from the knee in a way that would make a wizard envious. We all walked around like we were wearing hakama. And they dragged on the ground. That was important. Ragged cuffs. If your jeans weren't so long that they had ratty cuffs, they were embarrassingly short.
And the thing about denim is that it's a twill weave and it's cotton. So not only does it hold a lot of water, it wicks. Walking around in these suckers on a wet day could get you wet to the knees even if you never stepped in a puddle.
Then you'd go inside and take off your shoes and try to avoid letting your freezing, wet, filthy pant legs touch your skin.
Yoga pants. Hmf.
people in cold climates would have a tide line of white marks around their knees (if they were normal height) in the winter.
From wicking up road salt.
The visceral memory of that time is something that never leaves you. Everyone's jeans were many inches higher in the back than the front because you kept stepping on the hem and ripping it off. Your lower legs were so very cold. Every new pair of jeans literally enveloped your entire foot, they were so so long re: leg-to-waist ratio. Walking on a rainy day was a legitimate workout. You have no idea.
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everyone: happy pride month 🌈
my brain at 12:00 am on june 1st:
here I drew this
incredible!!!!!!!!!! id love to see more
okay
pleeeeease make this a merch design
NEW MERCH TIME + ACTUAL STORE!!!
FINALLY! BIG UPDATE!!! I found a new supplier!! The quality has been IMPROVED GREATLY!
I love the way these look. The print and quality seems to be higher across the board and I can offer more options without odd arbitrary time limits!! Check this out:
WOAHHH! They offer more colors. They use a different, much higher quality printing method so the image won’t disappear after a wash lol. AND I CAN OFFER HATS THAT ARE EMBROIDERED!!
AND LOOK AT THIS FUCKING MUG >>>
I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS MUG.
CHECK OUT THE STORE PLEASE
This is the best way to support me for those who’ve asked, be it support for my music, or for my funny posts! You got until 16th of DEC for pre-Christmas deliveries btw!!! Thanks!
STILL AVAILABLE
HEY THESE ARE BACK FOR A LIL BIT!!!
Receiving my shirt was an experience. It was delivered at 2am last night and when I opened the someone was sprinting away before I could see who delivered it.
Nice house. Enjoy your shirt.
Hey guys just a heads up, June will be the final month I ever sell ‘Tax evasion" variants of the shirts!!!
Im sorry i know its bad to post screenshots of ads but unemployedprofessors.com is really getting me