Always Be Beeping

I love birds a lot. If you also love birds a lot I have a separate blog, sweetiesugarbird. She/her.

[hockeydiva]

my collection

[rolameny]

MESSENGER: As I did stand my watch upon the hill, I look'd toward Birnam, and anon, methought, the wood began to move.

MACBETH (played here by a cartoon new yawk mobster): Cheese it, it's the copse!

[sourdoughbirb]

I think what I really need is a dance class where they just teach me moves to bust out at wedding receptions

[map9810-blog]

[sugar-petals]

scientists want you to know ✅

[bovineblogger]

[segamascott]

[laneynoir]

Fixed it.

[ap-kinda-lit]

Goblin shark seen alive in natural habitat for the first time: "The most iconic of all the deep-sea sharks"

The goblin shark had only previously been seen when caught by fishermen and they died shortly afterward.

So this is what a Goblin Shark actually looks like…

I love it

[depsidase]

[memorycycle]

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

[sturgeonsdesigns]

id: a dark blue sticker that says "transfem butches enrich butchness". the text is surrounded by deer antlers, flowers, and a shining moon

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[myriapoda-1306]

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

[spaghettiwoman46]

Ugh they are always doing this

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Little freaks

[yardsards]

but i stay silly! *←said in the most world-weary voice you ever did hear*

[fizzlepop-frog]

“but I stay silly!”

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog you stay silly

[weaselle]

on it boss

[neverniko101]

who up perceiving and reacting to stimulus

[sourdoughbirb]

Please somebody else needs to see this chewy ad