Limey

[brandysmellville-deactivated202]

[chocolatecoffeeandbooks]

[iamacolinmorganist]

MERLIN CHALLENGE (1RST-15TH SEPTEMBER) ↠  Day 5 : Favourite Quote 

[rrrick]

[richardmadens]

TOM HARDY as Eames in Inception (2010).

[bpd-black]

mood swing: passes

me: ……….. what the FUCK was that

[voguedolce]

[skull-heads]

The Morning After. 

[hidethesorrow]

[novice-heartbreaker-deactivated]

me: *thinks about you* me: *hearts appear above my head*

[thunder]

[joner]

not feeling like jacking off :/

[dankmemeking]

ur in my thoughts and prayers bro. get well soon :(

[alcohol-in-wonderland]

I’m back 💋

[ithelpstodream]

[theotheryongbok]

My man Jesus

[funnysowhatever2-deactivated201]

What story is that?

[ffermented-salmonella-deactivat]

Matthew 18:9

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

“And if your eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away.”

[beachfox-deactivated20181218]

“Jesus, how can I avoid sin when all these hussies keep revealing the fact that they have bodies?!”

“Hmmm, tough call bro. Have you tried gouging out your eyes so you don’t have to see all those bodies anymore?”

“wut”

“What?”

“Shouldn’t you tell them to… stop dressing like that or something?”

“Don’t see why. It’s not their fault that the fact that they have bodies makes you a fucking sinful horndog. Gotta fix that problem yourself, buddy. Go on, blind yourself.”

“Uh….”

“Or learn to keep it in your g’damn pants no matter what they’re wearing.”

[dinosaurrainbowstarfish]

He goes on for like several examples too.

“How can I avoid like, an accidental slip of the hand when…they’re dressin like that?”

“Cut it off.”

“wut”

“Cut it off. Your hand. If it’s a problem, stop having a hand.”

“wut”

“What”

[corporationsarepeople]

“Did I fucking stutter?”

[redandpointy]

Canon Jesus is so much better than the fanon.

[c-isnenegro]

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

apparently Lady Gaga is only 5'1 and somehow I feel lied to

[archiveofidentityconstellations]

look

[preppynihilism]

oh

[citymod]

she literally built a brand on wearing 10 inch heels how the hell did yall not deduce this

[samandriel]

omg she’s like me

[justjames]

Sleeeeeeping to avoid everything