[spongebob-closeups]

[ninjagofan26]

YOU CAN ONLY REBLOG THIS ONCE A YEAR

[siowdreams]

ive had this queued for exactly one year

[ororium-z]

Happy Pride!

[rootbeergoddess]

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

[thesaltofcarthage]

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

[ifelloffthebed]

fixed it

[twerklina]

I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

[twerklina]

I’ve been waiting since March to post this...

[cosmovain]

she let me hit because i asked and she agreed due to our mutual sexual attraction 😎😎😎😋😋💯💯💯💯💪💪💪💪🛹🛹💥😱😭🪦🌕

[cosmovain]

?

[shubbabang]

yet another adhd comic

Patreon | Webtoon

[foone]

This comic will only get funnier with time

[pukicho]

Two truths and a Lie:

I shitted myself

No I didn’t

Yes I did

[tabris-the-seventeenth-angel]

fun fact! you can actually figure this out with logic alone

if we take "I shitted myself" to be the lie, that means that "Yes I did" is also a lie. this goes against the very foundation of "Two truths and a Lie."

however, if we take "I shitted myself" to be true, that makes "Yes I did" also true and "No I didn't" the lie. thus, there are two truths and one lie, as the game requires

[pukicho]

Thank you, Isaac Newton.

[incandescent-creativity]

Do you ever write a sentence and then realize “Nah, that’s too self aware for you” and backspace a bunch of times.

[incandescent-creativity]

[yuumei-art]

"On the last day of autumn, before the first frost, find the Elder Oak on the island in the saltless sea, and offer up your most prized treasure. If your offering is accepted, your deepest wish will be granted. But if your offering is rejected, your skin will turn to bark and your limbs will harden to wood." Inspired by a walk through the woods in my new backyard in Sweden! The oak trees here are very different from the ones I'm used to in California and I'm constantly mesmerized by the beautiful twisting branches~

[daily-motivational-quote]

"The past is history, the future is a mystery, but today is a gift, that's why it is called the present"

- Pukicho

~follow for more motivational quotes~

[pukicho]

I didn't fucking say that

[skeletomez]

[shencomix]

[yuumei-art]

This is basically how my huskies see themselves when they try to hunt deer in the forest behind our house. And they would have succeeded too if it wasn't for that meddling fence! The full hours long art videos, HD image and PSD files will be DMed on my Patreon on Dec 5th :)

[pukicho]

What if there was a lizard in bed with you right now? Unwelcome, but warm and cosy. Just like you. Couldn’t be warmer in there with you. Unwelcome lizard .

[shencomix]

[writing-prompt-s]

The vampire laughed when I called him evil for feeding on people. He called me hypocrite, and asked when I had last eaten the meat of an innocent animal. I replied that I was vegan. He got flustered, and spent the rest of the evening trying to recover from that one blunder in the conversation.