Piratess Erotica

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[southernpiratess]

You like to talk

No.

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[roxolotl-remaking-deactivated20]

me: oh man this song is really good, i should listen to more songs by the same artist

my brain: Absolutely not. you shall only listen to that one fucking song over and over again for like 6 hours.

me: Understandable have a great day

[cuddlybats]

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[notahorseindisguise]

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

[mysticorset]

Peer reviewed tags from @somanyofthekids

[notahorseindisguise]

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

[hiveswap]

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

[midnight-revolucion]

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

[notahorseindisguise]

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

[pancakeke]

the scariest thing in the world is probably whatever's going on in the tiny gap between my kitchen counters and the oven

[nehirose]

*shudders*

[lost-wandering-historian]

Get on the chariot, we're gonna go beat the shit out of a Greek God.

Zeus

Hera

Poseidon

Ares

Aphrodite

Athena

Artemis

Apollo

Hermes

Demeter

Voting ended onFeb 19, 2023

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[caats]

Lmao this is me ♡

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[silvasaliva]

having cash is like having secret money. like whos gonna find out i’m buying tacos with this crisp $20 bill??? not my bank account, that’s for sure

[forbiddenfruitxx]

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