[strawberrysunlights-oldacc-deac]

the office is such a stupid show i love it so much

[yungmeme]

what snapchat has caused

[cannabinomad]

[pleatedjeans]

[ruthyless-deactivated20140511]

when i was younger i had a really bad fear of danny devito when i was going to sleep so my older brother gave me a watch that he set to like 8 hours ahead so that it was always daytime on the watch when i was asleep and he told me it would confuse danny devito and he would think it was daytime and get scared of the sun and leave me alon

[tardis-mind-palace]

Your brother is the best

[elrondbaggins]

Who the fuck changed this from vampires to Danny devito

[aliceinpunderland-blog]

the real question is why I was completely ready to accept that this person had a debilitating childhood fear of Danny Devito

[tastefullyoffensive]

Never stop. (via GeorgieWashington)

[evilryu-deactivated20180710]

[notchicken]

[baara]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Set your WIFI password to 2444666668888888, when your friend ask just tell him it’s 12345678

[merakiam]

i sat here for like 10 minutes trying to figure this out.

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[theproblematicblogger]

[only-lana-del-rey]

[finndamerons-archive]

you: I want a sugar daddy me, an intellectual: i have a need for a glucose father

[finndamerons-archive]

everyone reblogging this and saying its “sucrose.” listen you clowns. listen. i don’t give a mcfuckadoodle doo about your correct terminology you science SJW freaks. it’s glucose or fucking die

[filenesdebasement]

the people reblogging and saying “sucrose” are actually working with a shallow understanding of the concept of sugar. sucrose is, specifically, table sugar. but “sugar” is a term for a family of molecules, including glucose. just because it’s a simple sugar that one is unlikely to find in a kitchen doesn’t make it less applicable for use in this post. sucrose isn’t “sugar”, it’s a sugar, as are glucose, fructose, galactose, maltose, and lactose. you could use any of these and the post’s internal logic would hold up. nowhere in the phrase “sugar daddy” does it indicate that we’re referring to a table sugar daddy. the original post is scientifically sound

[themoistplinth]

Things heating up in the sugar daddy fandom

[bitchycode]

[setheverman]

you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

me: *clicks a settings menu*

my family: love having a tech expert in the house :)