bitch don't kill my family

[princesstigerbelle]

Meowdy howdy

[imonlyadumpling]

[keelayjams]

A bowl of salad in the seat of a wheelchair rolling down the street unassisted

[thetiniestufo]

life is fragile and beautiful

[goobra]

[burgrs1994-deactivated20151224]

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

[unfollower-deactivated20260220]

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

[pettycentral]

[thegr8mattsby]

Which episode of Black Mirror is this?

[greed]

when you’re sad and squad is there for you

[eclogues]

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

[396moved]

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

how are you born an innocent baby and grow up to think property rights are more important than giving homeless people shelter

[yorksilk]

high quality

[dramatictrash85]

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

I just found the funniest fucking thingGGGGG it’s a website where you make fake simpsons synopsises and compile screenshots from the show that fit the plot, which is simple enough but this is the first one I found

he just fucking murders homer gay rights

[gaminglulz]

[shtgn]

me

[prettyimp0ssible]

gotta stay strapped

[crackcocainecaviar-blog]

now that’s what I call ‘the set up’

[miniwixoide]

T.G.I.F.

Tomorrow Gonna Is Friday

[miiriya]

How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.

[mtkano-deactivated20210211]

Amazing

[highfunctioninggarbagefire]

Science always blows my mind.

[hyrude]

u ever have cravings that are like “you WILL eat a rice krispies treat or there will be consequences. you have 24 hours”