I'm An Art Hoe

Im just a small feminine boy Pronouns: They/Them He/Him Follow my love: semicolonofficial

[spite]

when he texts you first

[writers-hq]

[vir-ignotus]

These are hilarious. The last one especially.

[shushtaouk]

The more we’re advancing in this timeline the less fucks AOC is giving and I’m endlessly here for it 

[starwarsisair]

[nb-aziraphales]

Shout out to the disabled people who work and are able-passing, but struggle at home and in daily life. You are valid & you’re not faking.

[laughingsquid]

A Refined Ant With Expensive Taste Attempts to Steal a Loose Diamond From Wholesaler’s Desk

[jumpingjacktrash]

fucking superb you funky little felon

[bigtuna108]

[aimf0324]

【SONIC:0504】

[beehtml]

anyone: may the fourth be with you

me, already confused about catholicism:

[iamhisgloriouspurpose]

Heathrow Airport wins “May the Fourth Be With You” prize today! This is brilliant!

[ms-cellanies]

@motleybits & @iamthebadwolf85

[iamthebadwolf85]

This is one of the many reasons why Heathrow is my fav airport.

[izhunny]

The Alderaan LE1A Cancelled gave me a sad

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[ozten-deactivated20171022]

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

last night I was denouncing some forgettable shitbag to my girlfriend and said “even the ground wouldn’t want him to rot in it” and was instantly projected into the body of a gnarled old irish woman 200 years ago, spinning thread and spitting on the ground as I bitch and look out to sea.

[cuddlingwithsatan]

When you bitch so hard you astral project into one of your past lives

[argyle-s]

Harry Potter and How the Scene Should Have Gone

[the-moon-loves-the-sea]

Umbridge: Mr. Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class?

Harry: Yes.

Umbridge: What?

Harry: Well, I mean, I’m running four for four.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Quirrel tried to choke me out.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: And Lockhart tried to wipe my memory.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Of course, Professor Lupin didn’t mean it. He just forgot his potion, but still, totally went werewolf on me.

Umbridge: MR. POTTER-

Harry: And then Moody turned out to be an escaped Death Eater in disguise.

Umbridge: POTTER!

Harry: So, yeah, I figure it’s 100% you’ll attack me in June, 50/50 you’ll try to kill me, with a 25% chance of an Unforgivable curse.

Harry: (Turns to Hermione)

Harry: Did I get the math right?

Hermione: Yes.

[strangehunger]

love how all of hozier’s lyrics imply that either a. he will one day be murdered and buried by the hands of his lover, a beautiful and mysterious woman who renders him utterly powerless or b. it’s already happened

[crazyintheeast]

Sabrina The Teenage Witch be like:

The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina be like:

[mithraxx]

funny how when a “straight” person finds themselves surrounded by a bunch of gay and lesbian and bisexual friends they often end up realizing they aren’t straight it’s almost like heteronormativity and being surrounded by heteronormativity keeps people in the closet and being in an environment where gay love is more normalized allows people to connect with parts of themselves they otherwise probably wouldn’t be able to

[liquidstar]

stop making jokes. comedy peaked with phineas and ferb.

[blakquills]

stop making songs. music also peaked with phineas and ferb