oh shit boys

bringing the noise ❌Zoie❌⭐18 ⭐

[sp00pyh0le-blog]

Heey lol, so bad news! I had to change blogs!! If you wanna swap over and keep following me my new URL is fazerhazer.

[cookiesketches]

i feel like the value of this comic depreciates over time llmfao might as well post it now ;u;

[mel-cat]

[wally-jo]

oh my god

[trufflesmushroom]

[hospitalplant]

FUCK

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[alivesmilinggirl]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[softblanketsonrainydays]

Imagine being snuggled up to the person of your dreams in a warm house next to the fire watching a marathon of your favorite show or movie on a snowy day

[dennys]

Open your pie hole….ooooopeeen yooooour piiiiee hooooooollllee.

[jenndoesnotcare]

I just left my husband alone with our two children for sixteen days. I was not worried about anything regarding the house, their food, or their wellbeing. I put all the appointments in the family calendar and my husband checked it and kept them. I literally did not worry about them. I missed them, and I was sad that they missed me, but I didn’t worry about them AT ALL. I need to impress upon you all that I missed their company, but was not worried for their welfare.

I also did no meal prep. I don’t even think I went shopping right before I left.

This is not about apples and oranges. This isn’t even about my husband. This is about the fact that this is apparently WEIRD.

Another mum at my daughter’s school is leaving for ten days. She’s taking her youngest (who is a very small baby) and leaving her husband with their two girls. She has been cooking for days preparing freezer meals. She’s panicking and deputizing her six year old to remind him how to make school lunches. AND I AM APPALLED.

A) He is definitely not helpless. (He’s a doctor or something.) What gendered bullshit. B) THAT LITTLE GIRL IS NOT OLD ENOUGH TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR HER AND HER SISTER’S WELLBEING. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK. C) Why is she married to this person and creating children with him if he’s this big of an idiot?

While she was laughingly recounting this, the other mums were nodding and smiling sympathetically, like oh yes, I too have my caveman at home!! Such managing required! I was the only one who was like “Dude, he’ll be fine. Literally. He will be fine.” I said it a lot. She was not convinced. She kept bringing up her older daughter. She’ll be like a little mum!

NO.

NO NO NO NO.

NO.

Straight women, don’t do this shit. It’s gross. Don’t infantilize your husbands and then expect your daughters to pick up the slack. So fucking gross. So. So. GROSS.

[fozmeadows]

The fact that so many adults think a six year old girl is more capable of learning and performing basic domestic tasks than a grown-ass man says it all, really. 

[wholeasscoyote]

YO YOU PEOPLE WHO WANNA ANIMATE OR JUST BE ABLE TO DRAW DIGITALLY

YOU KNOW HOW THE FANCY ASS WACOM CINTIQS ARE HELLA EXPENSIVE LIKE $1,000 USD TO $2,000 USD?

WELL CHECK OUT THIS BABY:

THIS IS THE YIYNOVA MSP19U AND ITS LITERALLY JUST $600 USD AND IS PRETTY MUCH THE SAME EXACT THING AS A CINTIQ BUT YOU DON’T HAVE TO SELL YOUR LIFE AWAY TO WACOM FOR IT.

BRAH. IT COSTS AS MUCH AS MY WACOM INTUOS 5 LARGE TABLET COST BUT MINE YOU CAN’T LOOK AT YOUR HAND WHEN YOU DRAW BECAUSE ITS JUST OPAQUE PLASTIC. 

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WISH I KNEW ABOUT THIS BEFORE I GOT MY INTUOS? A LOT. SO IF YOU’RE WANTING A FANCY ASS DRAWING TABLET GET THIS LIL GUY.

I thank Domics on YouTube for pointing this out because WOW. FUCK.

[toxipop]

sommerrev LOOK AT THJS ONFG

[sommerrev]

HHMMMM. the last time a post was going around like this it was a scam but hot daaaamn. Want

[eisuverse]

I’ve been using this since August 2013 and have been loving EVERY MOMENT WITH IT! It is awesome, easy to use and heckuva great pressure sensitivity. Totally reccomended cos it’s also super cheap. (There’s also an MSP19U+ version that has buttons on the side for you to do quick keys settings)

Edit: oh wait, this advanced version is the plus version. Anyways, totally reccomended, just that, for a heads up, it’s a bit low in terms of support over fixes and stuff for now. 

[clockworkflea]

PEOPLE BE POSTING ABOUT MY TABLET

I will sing the praises of this thing forever. I got it for under $600 and a similarly sized Wacom would have cost me $2,000. It’s insane. 

[preservedcucumbers]

I have a Yiynova MSP19U and I FUCKING LOVE IT.  $650 after shipping. Wacom and their horribly overpriced tablets can suck a dick.

[paperbloghouse-deactivated20200]

this is whAT I USE AND ITS REALLY FUCKIN GOOD

[forosha]

Had this baby since June 2013. It’s what I use for animating in flash!

[exploregif-blog]

[gifsboom]

surprise

[les-memorables]

[sixpenceee]

If only everything really complicated was explained this way. 

THE AUTHOR & MORE OF HIS BOOKS

[todoyamas]

dude it’s been one whole year already and i still can’t believe they’re canon i love them so much i’’m gonna cry

[direhuman]

FREAKING OUT ABOUT WHAT JUST SHOWED UP AT THE TOY STORE

[snapzie]

I can’t believe they’re selling bara furries to kids

[husky-said-woof]

[deishu-deactivated20120812]

[rainicornsan]

Karamatsu TM is now avaiable for male costumers too.

[hollowtones]

basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.

if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out. 

unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.

[fidefortitude-deactivated202011]

These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all

[ventrue]

sometimes if you squint hard enough there are individual coherent sentences

[sp00pyh0le-blog]

Silly Oneida