shut the fuck up, donnie

ellen // 23 // london comics+cultfilms+canines+comedy tcc: weedkiller

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[tired-aliensoul]

Baggiest sweater 💀💀

[yoursonsandyourhusbands]

Serial killers who were attacked in prison

Peter Sutcliffe - Murdered 13 women - Sutcliffe was bludgeoned repeatedly with a broken coffee jar. He required 30 stitches with one deep cut running five inches

Dennis Nilsen - Murdered 12+ young men - Nilsen was attacked with a razor by fellow inmate Albert Moffatt. His wounds required 89 stitches.

Jeffrey Dahmer - Murdered 17 young men - Dahmer was killed in prison by fellow inmate Christopher Scarver who bludgeoned him repeatedly with a metal bar

[spaacejaam]

Little known fact about peter sutcliffe, he actually wasn’t in prison when this happened. He had been sent to the wall to join the nights watch and was instead bludgeoned repeatedly by disgruntled members of his guard.

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being 20+ on tumblr

[catgirlnips]

[spaacejaam]

Guarantee a cat wrote that, don't trust them

[ultrafacts]

Source

Video of Tama

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[majikkant-deactivated20180504]

The picture in the background of the second one

[pizzaismylifepizzaisking]

Tama is boss

[ultrafacts]

[cat-fandom]

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

[ultrafacts]

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

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For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

[karinanotcinerina]

Beautiful.

[system-fail-ure-deactivated2021]

Now I’m crying thanks

[sapphic-matriarchy]

and a new cat was hired right?

[clarenecessities]

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

[beasti]

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

[lafayettelabaguette]

Law

[tooiconic]

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

[spaacejaam]

This is amazing, why isnt London like this?

[lesbianfemmes]

The ultimate move 😂😂😂

[threesideddream]

LMAO I HATE EVERYTHING

[unholyglee]

I JUST SPIT-TAKE EVERYWHERE.

[yyunglame]

[bitchycode]

[spaacejaam]

Every time I see your fucking face I dream about it being the last

[ourfunnyworld]

[maskedcorruption-deactivated201]

This makes me furious.

[spaacejaam]

😢

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

donald trump look like he fighting death so hard lmao just close your eyes and walk towards the light my guy

[darkislovelyyyy]

Y'all…. this shit had me in TEARS 😂😂😂😂 His twitter is: CymereLasean

[chxrxy]

I.M.P.E.A.C.H.M.E.N.T

[divin-entity]

WHAT IS THISSSSS

[grandpaq]

“You can kiss me black ass” 😂😂

[juicyvelourtracksuit]

yoooo the way I screamed lmao

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

The backup vocals im screaming 😭😭😭

[kingshootah]

Forgot about this 😂😂 I’m rolling

[quicklywisecollector7-deactivat]

😂😂

[spaacejaam]

Right that's fucking it I'm done

[shjtty-deactivated20131105]

[curry-on-blog]

Who the fuck takes like two bites of an apple and then thinks to themselves “Ahh yess tumblr will be pleased”

[spaacejaam]

Someone with a mouth full of polystyrene

[sassysaidie]

[spaacejaam]

FUCK YES this is what I come here for

[vanish]

[fassyy-blog]

[fluffgawd]

Pls teach your son how to apologize.

[spacebuns]

and teach your daughters that sentences do not always need to begin or end with an apology, that questions very rarely have to begin with “sorry”

[spaacejaam]

Teach all your kids both of these lessons