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[lesbianrey]

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

[meattunic-deactivated20171126]

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

[lazytechsupport]

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

[blue-paladin-red-lion-deactivat]

Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you

[4setsofcorsets]

CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories

Tolkien: what do you mean

CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees.  are trees that important

Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.

~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~

[tcfkag]

@urulokid

[jordisstigander]

CS Lewis: Not more trees.

Tolkien: This one’s based on you.

[kaible-deactivated20181205]

casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.

[butt-berry]

Ready to trick-or-treat

[butt-berry]

Update:

[butt-berry]

It’s Halloween again, and this year he’s going as Zubat!

[butt-berry]

Guess who’s getting ready for Halloween in 2018

[amazingspidey16]

[eroscestlavie]

okay but why is that kylo cosplayer so good omfg

[kemonos]

that isnt cosplay this is real movie footage

[beesmygod]

“chuffed doesnt mean what you think it means”

it means exactly what i think it means its just some stupid word that literally has two definitions that mean the opposite thing

[mysterysnake-deactivated2013122]

what the hell

[ashwilliamsrighthand]

This makes me really chuffed

[pameladoove-deactivated20180821]

This post is quite egregious

[cornflakepizza]

Well I’m nonplussed by this whole post.

[fixyourwritinghabits]

goddamnit.

[leatherpatches-deactivated20150]

[conservative-libertarian-deacti]

[mattsunsthighs]

all of you go to hell

[divagonzo]

And you wonder why i am boggled at times

[inactive1346597623595641352]

These are called contronyms! A word that is its own opposite.

[rubes-dragon-deactivated2024030]

Why the fuck do these exist

[operativesurprise]

One theory is that the sarcastic use of the word became exceedingly prevalent and because another dictionary definition. 

[sufferingsappho-deactivated2017]

Are you telling me that we were such sarcastic shits it literally changed our language.

[summonerxi]

Literally is another example now.

[bramblewing-deactivated20210119]

usages of words flip their meanings all the time! that’s why it’s important to check out things like the Oxford English Dictionary for the history of word usage and definition. for example, the word “nice” used to be used to describe someone who was considered a fool or stupid, but now we use it as a legitimate compliment, and linguists have no clue why the definition changed by pulling a complete 180.

english isn’t the only language that does this, it’s a universal thing as language evolves.

that’s linguistics, baby!

[bumblebeebats]

It baffles and infuriates me that Hogwarts students don’t take Latin or Greek. Accio? Literally “I summon.” Lumos? Fucking “light.” Expelliarmus? Expel weapon!! Ooooh I wonder what Levicorpus does– you Dumb Ass Bastard. You ILLITERATE. It’s called Levicorpus, it lifts someone’s body, it LEVIES your goddamn CORPUS-

[kvothbloodless]

Hermione ghost wrote this

[galactic-crossing]

“One Isabelle For Each Month”, by shirokuro buti

[flovercafe]

Literally nobody was ready for this photo

[mamalazzer]

The modern adventures of Han and Ben Kylo (Manip AU)

Han finally tries to reach out to his son with the gift of comedy. Unfortunately for him, Kylo is a shitbird who likes ruining everything.

The rest of the series is here

(It’s been three months since the last one but I’ve finally done my 50th Modern Solo Adventures post! Thanks for sticking with me, guys! x)

[triforce-princess]

[chrishemsworht]

#which tony are you today?

[renxamamiya]

Smash Bros Ultimate + August 8 Direct Newcomers

[leafyaria]

LET LUIGI SLEEP

[latenights]

i whisper “what the fuck” to myself at least 20 times a day

[super-metroid]

me: hey do you guys have any advice for this rhythm game?

someone whos played rhythm games their whole life: yeah you basically just open your third eye and ascend to the rhythm realm

me: ok cool thanks i’ll work on that

[xmen-addict]

“Marriage is hard. it requires more than love. It requires a need. A hunger. A feeling that you’d rather not go on living than spend another day apart.”

[mamalazzer]

When your dad joke game is too strong

The rest of my Star Wars stuff is here

[eevielearnsfrench]

Can someone just………………. explain French to me?

[markedbyx]

its spanish but you speak it in cursive

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

You have 11 letters. You pronounce 4 of them.

[wideeyedsmile]

Learn to speak spanish. Now learn to speak italian. Now subtract the spanish from italian. You are left with french.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

And if in doubt, just say English words in a French accent.