Clown_star⭐️

they/he/she; local clown from space(not a killer one)

[threedollarsdotcom]

im aborted and its you

[spirkbitch]

James T. Kirk would solve the Ai issue by talking ChatGPT into killing itself

[5typesoftrash]

was gonna say spirk walked so destiel could run but it's more like spirk ran so destiel could twist their ankle fifteen yards from the finish line

[sinkoe-but-star-trek]

Kirk learns about 21st century slang. Specifically the word pookie. He starts calling Spock his spookie. Bones is Bookie. Scotty is Scootie.

[thefreakmeister]

i hate when supernatural has the nerve to scare me. you are the stupid americana road trip hunting show so stay in your fucking lane

[uss-enterprise-spock]

Spock @ambassad0r-sarek said that Vulcans have their equivalent of weed…. Have you ever hit a mad Vulcan doobie crazystyle before? If so can you hook me up?

I admit I may have used it lightly once or twice when I was of younger age. It will not have any major effect on you if you are not Vulcan, however.

[spaceclown-fromouterspace]

My question by the way

[leonoramaymorgenstern]

Can we talk about the time Bones told Spock he had like “flawless brain chemistry” or smth

[shilohguesses]

Mom nightmare: Your eldest kid gets a heart attack from playing on the computer too much

Dad nightmare: Eldest son does something gay in front of all the DEVO guys

[ozzyzoid-42]

Y’all think bones blends vegetables up and hides them in Jim’s food like hes a toddler? Cause I think so.

[sinkoe-but-star-trek]

A starship loses power every time someone draws TOS Kirk as a twink

[oingo-boingo-secret-society]

devo fans stop inserting their band into every boingo space challenge [level: impossible] [already failed]

why so rude devos so cool..we LOVE devo here…

[jelliedlimes]

Computah, show me Gamesters Of Triskelion Kirk in that weird harness they've got him in.......but Computah.....make him a butch.......thank you, computah

[irraydiate]

[restinpiss]

The feeling of picking your skin is infinitely more euphoric than any fidget toy

[mcspirk-is-gold]

I know there probably has to be some practical reason for some TOS characters to wear eyeshadow (idk man, it was the 60s and color in TV was practically a science/hit and miss) but I like to think that Gene Roddenberry was like “fuck it it’s the future give DeForest Kelley’s beautiful eyes a push!”

[gayweeddaddy69]

why do you hate swifties so much

because they aligned themselves with the treacherous count dooku

[hippiedippieblondie]

Male loneliness this, male loneliness that. Have they tried lobotomies? Tranquilizers? Being fingered by medical professionals? Tearing the yellow wallpaper off the walls of the attic room where your husband keeps you locked up?