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Woke up at 3 am delirious and extremely thirsty but my water glass was empty so I was like “I know exactly how to fix this” So I googled “big water” and in my half asleep state I was certain that would allow me to manifest a large glass of water in reality. Didn’t work but now I know there’s a town in Utah called Big Water.

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My conservative family members seeing me taking up embroidery:

One week later when I post the finished project:

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I had to reblog this as soon as I stopped laughing

cozysafechaotic

My sister did this. Only her masterpiece that my parents HATE is

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@spacekristin

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Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me

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baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps

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anewrule

Important PSA:

thatfunkyopossum

Ok mando + duel of the fates absolutely fucks

the-frontyardigans

@spacekristin

meladoodle

someone is trying to convince me that the name ‘glen’ is short for ‘glenjamin’ and i cant stop laughing

thecutestlittlebunbunfairy

Merry Christmas y'all

ryebreadgf

how could i forget to add the caption

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A N G R Y

C A T F I S H

socialistexan

Maybe the greatest honor a comic could receive.

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“...he made a leap year joke about how Julius Caesar became such a “powerful maniac” that he was stabbed to death by senators — after which Mulaney told the SNL audience, “That would be an interesting thing if we brought that back now!” Mulaney revealed to Kimmel that that punchline earned him a rare accomplishment: a Secret Service investigation. “I guess they opened a file on me because of the joke, and I have to say: Am I stoked there’s a file open on me? Absolutely. Did I enjoy it in the moment? Not so much,”