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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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#extradirty
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For those wondering, yes, Cruella's mom was killed onscreen by dalmatians, and yes, it is The Best Scene in the Movie.
(This is the only screen recording I was able to capture without cackling like an insane person over the audio.)
you’re hearing it more and more
Spotify Premium ad: “Imagine playing music without interruptions! Infinite skipping! Replay the song you want! And even do it offline? No ads! Whatever songs you want! For a small monthly payme-” Me: *nods, turns off Spotify and turns on my MP3 player and does all the things they offer, but for free and with songs they don’t even have*
For those of you who might not know how to do any of this:
To convert CD audio into mp3s, you just follow the steps here
To play mp3 files, you download an mp3 player like Winamp here and away you go
On mobile? There are plenty of free mp3 players for your phone available, too, so check them out
You don’t need to be tethered to an online streaming service for your music. Be free.
You can also rip audio files from youtube and find files all over the internet. It is far easier to come across great and lesser known music if you dont limit yourself to spotify.
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booty shorts idea
The War Chest Review, Australia, February 1919
New hot trend from 1919: Loudly ogling anti-maskers and their bare faces like “Wow where did you find such an ugly face mask???”
#i hope that lady knew she was the funniest person in australia in 1919 (via @amazonqueendianaprince)
[ID: A header reads, “What an Ugly Mask.” The following text reads, “A Sydney lady wearing an influenza mask bore down on a gentleman friend who was without one and thus accosted him: ‘Oh! why don’t you wear a nicer mask?’ Then she added quickly, ‘I beg your pardon - it’s my mistake.’” End ID.]
“I wish ancient people preserved their writing and artifacts better” I write in electronic signals on a piece of hardware that can’t retain its efficacy for more than a few decades.
Time to laser-print my entire blog on titanium plates and bury them underground.
brb etching my one-star yelp review of the sheet metal supplier that sold us shitty copper on a granite slab
Oh god, OP has a valid point tho. This might be the “information age” but can you even comprehend the sheer VOLUME of information and culture that is going to be lost when its lights out for the digital infrastructure? Could be the equivalent of the Dark Ages.
There should be a job like ‘Civilizational Archivist’ who create accessible and easy to decipher records of our culture and our time to preserve it for future generations.
Something like the Library of Congress but made to last millennia.
This has been a PSA.
I’m trying not to reblog posts on this blog but I feel that this is important to post here.
on a related note:
And for the people asking “Well if you don’t support it irl then why would you like it in fiction?!” Because when it’s happening irl real people are suffering and dying and that’s horrible and I’d never want that. But when it’s fiction, when no real people are being hurt or killed, it’s interesting to explore the experience, the effects it may have, and to an extent experience the emotions involved without actually having to experience the horrible thing. You explore scary, dangerous things from a safe distance.
It’s the same reason I love disaster movies and don’t love actual disasters. I mean, if someone can’t intuit the difference between watching a movie like 2012 and yelling “cool!” when LA slides into the ocean and being horrified at the real life effects of global warming and the idea of millions of people dying as a result, then *I* am not the one with the problem.
[First image: A heavily-overlapping venn diagram labelled “things I like in works of fiction” and “things I would never approve of in real life”
Second image: A venn diagram labelled “things I like in fanfiction” and “things I actually want to see happen in canon”. The circles overlap, but barely.]
Starter type swap evolutions
you know what’s always bugged me? when a character is faced with some magical two headed being or some shit and one always lies while the other tells the truth and to figure out which is which the character’s like “which one of you is the liar” or something like bruh literally all you gotta do is be like “what’s two plus two” one of them’s gonna say four and the other one is gonna say 83 or some shit. there you go. answered. go on with your magical quest to defeat david bowie.
this has forty notes. that’s forty more notes than expected.
THIS IS A VERY GOOD POINT and deserves more notes
LISTEN i don’t normally engage in Discourse but this information is DANGEROUSLY MISLEADING!
the point of the riddle isn’t to figure out which one is lying, in fact, knowing which one lies and which one tells the truth is irrelevant. What you want is the correct answer from the magical beast/two guards/etc. Usually this means knowing which path to take. For that, you HAVE to ask it “if i ask the other head/guard/etc which is the safe way to go, what will they tell me?”
if you asked the truth-telling one, they’ll tell you the wrong way, because the liar will always mislead you. if you ask the liar, they’ll tell you the wrong way, because they’re misleading you, so
ALWAYS do the opposite of whatever answer you get.
“who cares this is a stupid tumblr post this doesn’t matter irl–”
WRONG AGAIN! story time:
A few years ago a friend threw a halloween party, and since he dressed as the Riddler, he decided to have a riddle contest.
now, i’ve been preparing for a riddle contest my entire life, since i first read the hobbit and it got bilbo out of trouble. for some reason, i assumed riddle contests were as inevitable as quicksand.
I answered the first riddle easily (it was one of the ones from the hobbit) and then i had to answer the next one to win a bottle of top-shelf rum. it was a variation on the two-guard riddle, only i had to choose one of two paper bags. one had crappy cheap vodka, the other the nice rum.
the host and his friend did the classic one lies one tells the truth thing, and of course before i asked everyone started shouting “ask him what color your hair is!” and stuff like that, but i already knew what to ask, so i shushed them and won the rum
remember, kids, it doesn’t matter which one is lying and which one is telling the truth. all that matters is you get the correct knowledge to move you forward, win your rum, and make you seem like a superhuman riddle-solver to a crowd of drunken party guests.
always be ready for a riddle contest
Here’s a thing that usually doesn’t come up when people try to criticise this riddle as well. One of the conditions of the riddle is typically that you only get to ask one question. You arrive at the liar and the truth teller and you need to find out which bridge is safe and which one will collapse when you’re halfway across.
They tell you that one of them always lies and that one of them always tells the truth. And they tell you you can ask them one question.
If you ask “What’s two plus two?” than great. You know which one lies but you also still don’t know which bridge you can cross and can’t find out.
You played yourself.
i can get the answer in zero questions. block all the other exits, light them on fire, and see which way they run.
^ Look at Alexander the Great up here, cutting the knot and all.
I’m 35 now. Also here’s the original doodle
i feel like i just walked past jesus in a hot topic
seriously like. If you have a little extra money to give, think about things like Wikipedia, public radio, your local PBS station, your town’s public library… this is the most necessary time to protect free and public institutions of knowledge and information. Support them however you can because the way things are going I’m not sure we could get them back if we lost them.
my city now has a doorbell for the fish in the canals. you would think this is an april fools joke, but it’s very real! 🐟🔔
how does it work??
these fish often migrate to more shallow waters to reproduce. they know exactly where to go, but in some places there are lock gates in the canals which the fish can only go through when open. big groups literally just wait in front of the lock until it opens. which can make them an easy prey for predators
so they placed an underwater camera in front of the gate which you can watch on a live stream (hehe). the site also has a button you can press to alert the lock keeper whenever fish are spotted waiting
oh and here’s the site! https://visdeurbel.nl (in dutch)
Texas Republicans are now trying to pass Bill SB1646, which would remove transgender minors from parents who affirm their gender and support them getting proper transition care.
I repeat, they are trying to criminalize parents supporting their trans children and make it legally child abuse, and a removable offense
Source: https://capitol.texas.gov/tlodocs/87R/billtext/html/SB01646I.htm
87(R) SB 1646 - Introduced version - Bill Text
Its a lot of legal verbatim but the specific points are underlined
This bill is a disgusting attack on trans kids and also explicitly says that doctors still will be allowed to perform surgery and give hormonoes to intersex kids, which enables so much medical abuse and nonconsensual treatment. trans and intersex solidarity is so important and bills like this are one of the reasons why.
walk into the club wearing all 4 at once to indicate my utter disdain for our fraud of a political system
walk into the club wearing all 4 at once to indicate that I am not from the US
so we got a corndog box for the rats and my brilliant roommate cut a hole so all of our rats will become corndogs
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