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• Hi my name is Night Spades Cass Gem Hunter Aventurine de Fontaine Cipher Noir Afton and I'm obsessed with fictional characters • 22 • He/They • 🏹 Aro/Ace ♠ • Brazilian • EN/PT •

[nadhie]

curesarcoma.org/donate

You'll be missed, Techno. Blood for the blood god.

[sol-rust]

Colored sketch.. excited for the new chapter!!

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[shithowdy]

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

[whitachi]

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

[araceil]

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

[milanesa42]

cosas que me hacen sentir excluido:

no mirar interviu con el vampiro

no mirar el amasin circo digital

no saber que es dan y pil

no saber quienes son esos otros que son como dan i pil pero uno tiene barba y pelo largo y el otro anteojitos

no mirar el mundial

no ser lesbiana

[softnwonderful]

ah pero con unas cuantas horas de pantalla y tratamiento hormonal solucionamos todo.

[softnwonderful]

el tratamiento hormonal es para ver el mundial. hay que ser messi para entender a messi.

[milanesa42]

messi lactante

[abeterger]

my shaders did NOT react well with carrot cake…

[enderzorua36]

Flan 🍮

[arrimorr]

[ruthirlcartoon]

Some rlly quick sticker designs i've made for an artist alley

[treesters]

Wait, me too, me too!! I wanna draw Noelle’s sprites… :-]

[boog-how]

Justice x Integrity

[spades-suit]

So, the answer to the question of whether Kris is supposed to be an alternate version of Chara or Frisk is:

Neither. Turns out they were the patience human all along

[thenwearedecided]

fuckkkk my sacrificial lamb has started hanging out with the scapegoat

[boitterfly]

how it feels when everyone is online at the same time

[clownboybebop]

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

[ravioliet]

walking a mile in the shoes of someone you dislike is actually kinda awesome because not only are you now a mile away from that idiot but you also have their shoes

[subwaybug]

❎ "my current mental state can cause me to be anxious, irrational, and overly reactive at times"

✅ "some sort of evil shadow self lurks within me that can only be defeated via battle of the mind combat"

[ambidisastrous]

People who work within a system: okay so studies show that the normal system works 90% of the time, but because it’s very bad when it doesn’t work, we’ve set up a process to manage those outliers. We need six well-trained workers to run the system 100% of the time without any serious incidents.

CEOs and politicians, every time: Well i just saw it go right twice in a row which means the normal system which you say works 90% of the time actually works 100% of the time. We’re cutting the team down to one person pulling 18 hour shifts without breaks

[onedirectionforever]

“you support gay rights so you must be gay”

i support animal rights do i look like a fucking alpaca to you

[onedirectionforever]

turns out i am gay

[monsieurenjlolras]

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

[mywitchcultblr]

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

[thebirdkiwi]

he was a llama

[fritextramole]

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

[lilysaus-reblogs]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here