salt queen

professional adulting services

[kosmogrl]

we got august this week

[northirish]

After giving it a lot of thought, and much soul-searching, I have decided that the only correct course of action is to kill everyone at this potluck with my enchanted cursed greatsword

[scribefindegil]

everyone who is not currently in the process of moving please pause and take a moment to be grateful that you're not currently in the process of moving

[maja-paja]

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nynehells]

YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART

[dogpuppy]

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[spicyraeman]

Ashley Williams the woman that you are

[a-book-of-creatures]

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

[batsdotjpg]

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

[chilewithcarnage]

Thank u indigenous Peruvians & Bolivians 💖🇵🇪🇧🇴

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

art by @niochemblyat

[ode-on-a-grecian-butt]

I always know its getting toasty out in the world because girls start reblogging this post like crazy

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[ryebreadgf]

yayyyy

[jomiddlemarch]

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[gamechangershow]

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