Lemons

Tom // UK // 23

[kingjaffejoffer]

[ampervadasz]

[blakeisasnorlax]

Sext: you can take a nap while I make you food

[fistlycuffs]

Remember cat no like banana?

Well she’s doing well and is now a mother!!!

As you can see her babies take a lot from their mommy.

You can find her on twitter (https://twitter.com/orthoraccoony) and whatever vk is!!! (https://vk.com/angrycatnobanana).

[nevertoomanyspiders]

did you also know her name is Anfisa and her kittens are adopted?

[amberleaf]

runs in the family

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via lowghen)

[avatar-14]

MAKE HIM REGRET

*spec prep*

BEING BORN

*spec prep*

[catchymemes]

What if we used 100% of the brain?

[longhairdontcarebitch]

Report this and receive the curse of only eating bad pizza for all eternity

[baaulp]

Whats the saddest meal you can think of?

[buddhabrand]

[acoolguy]

…………cheesy peasy…..

[insomniac-arrest]

this is no longer the saddest meal in the world bc I read the words ‘cheesy peasy’ and laughed out loud

it’s worth the world’s tiniest shot of dopamine

[possumistic]

If you see this

You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.

[greelin]

“you’ll understand when you’re older”

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

[himejoshikomaeda]

The doctor took a long look at my nuts before finally saying “these are too fat” and smacking them

[category-fury-deactivated202101]

Did somebody bring back nightblogging while I wasn’t looking. Because sign me the fuck up

[himejoshikomaeda]

this person just woke up from a five year long coma

[catasters]

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[gifbro]

[tastefullyoffensive]

100 to 0

[amatasera]

IMMA FUCKING KILL YOU

oh wait this is actually pretty good thank you

[charuchii]

he attac but then he snac

[mellifexfarm]

step 1: steal golf balls from the ugly rich people golf course 

step 2: give them to the chickens

step 3: wiggle

[smutlikeus]

girls guiding your hand to touch them is the hottest thing ever

[oldshows]