happy valentine’s day
Himbo and Bimbo power couple right here
$LAYYYTER

Kiana Khansmith

No title available
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
almost home
YOU ARE THE REASON

★
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
tumblr dot com

izzy's playlists!
Sade Olutola
DEAR READER

Andulka

blake kathryn

Product Placement
No title available
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year
art blog(derogatory)
trying on a metaphor
Cosmic Funnies
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from Canada
seen from Netherlands

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Brazil

seen from Canada

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Netherlands
seen from Ecuador

seen from Sweden
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from Netherlands

seen from United Arab Emirates
@tardislover75
happy valentine’s day
Himbo and Bimbo power couple right here
This is the real photo
Who on God’s green earth photoshopped their butt cracks to be larger and smaller. Why would anyone do this.
Vomitous
can we please stop pretending this shit is good?!!?! What the fuck!!!!!
I don’t understand why this is a bad thing??
whats sold as inspirational here is somebody whose fear of being fired and having their source of food and shelter yanked away from them forced them to push themselves to unhealthy lengths
Walking isn’t unhealthy, whoever told you that is lazy. Dude got a job for a company and wanted to prove his reliability, he could’ve given up and not showed up but unlike most people he made a commitment and stuck to it and guess what. That commitment paid off. Its like you people are unable to handle when. Someone it’s doing better than you.
You have never walked 20 miles ever
whats with all the fucking bootlickers on this site?
he literally left his house at midnight.
How does someone see a 20 mile, eight hour walk as “a good work ethic” and not as a man whose been driven beyond his limits to ensure he doesn’t lose the one thing that keeps him from starving to death I mean what the fuck
God you people are fucking weak
sign your car over to me and walk to work to prove how strong you are
Even for soldiers who have trained specifically for such things, a 20-mile march is a fucking grueling experience. Nobody should have to do that and then be expected to work for eight hours. That is literally insane.
what is it about me sitting in my little corner of the Internet and saying “I actually don’t hate myself as an adult now and I want to be nice to people and that’s my entire thing” that makes these anons start foaming at the mouth
I’ll be perfectly honest, I’ve spent the better part of a decade wishing I weren’t fucking alive and beating depression off with a caveman’s wooden club. If I get to a point in my adult life after all that shit where I can finally say “I don’t want to see myself dead anymore, I like who I am” and you have the gall to tell me I have too much self confidence now, I’m gonna take the club I killed my depression with and I’m gonna start beating you with it
Basically,
The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff
This is legitimately one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.
“What’s tea heaven, what’s teaaaa”
Y'all soooooo annoying
“Do not be fucking gay” 😂😂 bitch I’m weak af
it says in the bible “do not be fucking gay”…….“im just playing i didn’t even write that shit” 💀
“God?” “Correct. Listen.” ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
Bless the internet
when i was very small i assumed this song was about some lady who literally kept a human face in a jar by the door and since father mckenzie buried her that meant that he also killed her and basically i thought eleanor rigby was about zombies until i was like 12 years old
what the hell else would it be about, 10/10 best interpretation
everyone...just watch this
His name is Nino.
what do people in relationships even do
Care about someone with your whole heart and dedicate your life to making them happy
okay. didnt ask
>asks question
>“didnt ask”
thanks for the play by play captain fuck
never trust a person who talk to their pets in their normal voice
NOT TRUE before my nephew leaves my home he always looks my dog straight in the eye and says “Delilah. You are a wonderful woman. Have a good day.”
*lights a cigar with a match and leans back in my plush leather chair, looking out through the blinds at the city. my fuckin city.*
Tony Hawk is like fucking Perry the Platypus because if I saw him without a skateboard I'd be like "A man" and the second he picks up a skateboard I'd be like "TONY HAWK?!?!?!?!?!"
This basically sums up all his tweets
*opens pill botttle*
*opens water bottle*
*pours some water out into my hand*
“Wait. No, that’s…no.”
Cop catches teens smoking pot