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Kayleigh. 21. Pretty gay and probably going to regret this blog!

[quitetheketch-moved]

Congrats to us, America - now let's go fucking bully Biden

[balverine]

[mjalti]

do you have a self care routine?

“Keep going bitch!!” said to myself in different accents

[bratschool]

( ♡ )

[lasyguy-lazyguy]

I love ❤️

[acasualbitch]

[catchymemes]

[spare-the-embarrassment]

Hey, this feels super cringey and i'm not sure how many active followers i have on here anymore lmao but please take a look at my Etsy store if you like the look of these earrings! I also have some resin jewellery in the works if that's more your thing

My etsy store:

Jumping Frog Earrings

Dangling earrings made from jumping frogs. Great statement piece but lightweight so appropriate for casual wear. You can choose what colou

They're £3.75 but can be negociated :) Thanks x

[xenomorphique]

Men…. Dress a little bit more slutty this summer…

[xenomorphique]

Where a crop top, show some ass…. it’s time…

[doeeyeddyke]

Maybe not THIS summer

[xenomorphique]

2020’s Thotstravaganza might be postponed, stay tuned, but don’t like it stop you from showing some ass inside the safety of your home

[aearyn]

[xenomorphique]

I love this.

[wildesappho-deactivated20201031]

classics are like: you went so extremely hard with the misogyny that it turned into homoeroticism

[oldangeliloqui]

“i hate women so much that i only kiss men”

[rainbow-burst]

QMFMZMDMSMDDMDM

[homunculus-argument]

My life has been so much better ever since I traded my impostor syndrome to brilliant conman -syndrome. Do I deserve anything in life? Fuck no! Will I grasp it anyway? Fuck yes!

 My art has never been worth shit, but watch me bullshit my way into art school! I am a horrid goblin, but watch me make these people like me! Am I qualified to do this task? Well I sure have the certificates that say that I am! And how did I get those? Who knows! Not me! I am so good at cheating, I don’t have to break a single rule to do it!

 I am brilliant, fast, and absolutely drunk with power!

[drpathetique]

Finally a concise, accurate description of what I’ve been doing the past ten years

[kaelio]

[dollfat]

[gingerbreadrebel]

[plasticcflower]

this is so fuking funny i hate you all

[k1mkardashian]

i’m deleting

[mapsontheweb]

Nuclear weapon use policies

[valinaraii]

I love how France nukes you first and says that’s the final warning after.

[qsy-complains-a-lot]

France will warn you back to the stone age.

[simulated-eden-deactivated20200]

[hodlmyvodka]

A Russian prankster glued a massive portrait of President Vladimir Putin to the inside of a residential elevator. He then placed a camera in the elevator to record people’s reactions.

[falloutcaitlin]

everyone in this elevator:

[aquilaofarkham]

i had an idea for an outfit inspired by this post:

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

“Koko, the gorilla famous for knowing sign language, was asked where gorillas go after death, she responded by signing “Comfortable hole, bye.”“

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

“Comfortable hole, bye “

[angelicguy]

guys when they think a girl is hot: she is objectively attractive

girls when they think a guy is hot: yeah hes hot but only if you think of a german coal mine from 1882 that hes forced to work in to provide for his family of 12. he gives off that vibe

[angelicguy]

sometimes i think i cracked the code

[whitepeopletwitter]