Me.

A hella big mess

[kalichnikov]

[clarificationsw]

literally my dad

[chaussurre]

[targetedknowledge]

[tatters-the-bat]

wgat did you say

[xanaxfarts]

4000cc breast implants :)

[mackie-ds]

[brblifuk]

[cosmic-aria]

[aariatov]

I don't know how to tell you this. But the wizard in the picture is canonically Saruman.

[metatextuality]

#saruman's big artificials vs. gandalf's big naturals

[marlinspirkhall]

They're taking the fake tits to Isengard

[cyborbs-deactivated20231020]

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

[vulpineprince]

sometimes the subject of your thoughts is just in this thing

[ablondpanda]

Ah, there it is!

The TUMBLER!

[knitmeapony]

The tumblr blorbo in the blorbo tumbler.

[bayesic-bitch]

Starting my speech at the Omelas city council with a child acknowledgement statement

[userfish]

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

tiktoks with vine energy pt. 24

[und3erscore]

this made me laugh so much more than it should have

[nyaa]

卵

[nyaa]

[10-4ward]

Wickedpedia

[pangur-and-grim]

I’m not trying to be rude, but she just looks fucking stupid

[ragmana]

Says the owner of this fucking thing

[pangur-and-grim]

YOU CAN'T WEAPONIZE THAT PHOTO!!!!

[maykitz]

[lykksalighet]

not to be a debbie downer but if you buy cosmetic surgery for your dog you are going to super-hell

[the-frog-blog]

[missdibley]

[modernsuperhero]

the rubber duck

[arsonistblue]

For anyone curious what they mean by the rubber duck, rubber duck debugging is a tactic used by programmers to figure out bugs in the code. To do it, they explain the code, verbally, line by line, to the rubber duck until they find it. 

It’s also very useful for writers, and I’ve used it multiple times with rubber ducks, stuffed animals, and my friends.

[brunhiddensmusings]

“when i say it out loud i realize where the stupid was”

[elidyce]

I literally cannot count the number of times I’ve gone to someone and told them ‘I can’t figure out what’s wrong with my story, please let me explain it to you’ and that was all it took. Sometimes they ask helpful questions like ‘did you remember to feed them’ or ‘so is this all on the same day’ but other times I don’t even need that, it just figures itself out as soon as I try to explain it to someone else.

It’s one of my go-to pieces of writing advice. You’re stuck on your story? sit down and tell me/someone all about it. 

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

Rubber duck debugging - Wikipedia

[innerchildabortionclinic]

why are we hating on him he's LITERALLY a baby ⬇️

[africanaquarian]

please not another wave of sex bots

[lobsterbitches]

They don’t even have porn!!!!!!!!!!

[the-spoopy-ghost-of-raejin99]

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[compounddoe]

The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling

[si-lee-me]