I'm a Karamatsu Girl

Shelby. 24. I sometimes reblog things other than Osomatsu-san.

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[3AM]

aurora: why are any of us here, really?

zoo security guard: i’m asking about you, specifically

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cami: is there no way to expel mephisto?

diavolo: not without cause.

cami: well then, i have cause. it’s because i hate him

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satan: i can’t do that, it goes against my moral compass

levi: satan, your moral compass is a fucking roulette wheel

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.....

How can I not ship them now? 😮‍💨

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asmodeus: everyone always told me “you’ll understand when you’re older”

asmodeus: well i’m older now, and i still don’t understand

beelzebub: i actually understand less

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niko: you’re grounded! no robotics for a month!

tsukasa: but dad i’m in the support course, i have to do robotics?

niko: fine, no tv!

tsukasa: we don’t even have a tv—

niko: [looking around] no michi!

tsukasa: no michi?

michi: no michi???

niko: no michi!

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sunny: make no mistake; not only am i party rocking, i am also in the house tonight.

cami: but are you shuffling?

sunny: everyday

lucifer: what language are you two even speaking??

[scratch-meowt]

target. honey. sweetie. babygirl.

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[esmastar]

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leon: [holds out a plate of spaghetti with sliced bananas and a toy car on top]

leon: spaghetti carbanana

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gajeel: what in the fuck is almond milk?

shira: it’s milk,

gajeel: show me the tit on an almond!

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shira: you are not a milf. you are 18, nonbinary, and childless

gajeel: don’t forget mentally ill

shira: yeah that too

verity:

verity: what the fuck

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shira: natsu did you eat all the powdered donuts?

natsu, with his mouth full: no

shira: then what’s all over your pants?

natsu: cocaine

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yoshiki: do you wanna see a magic trick?

ibuki: yea!

yoshiki: if i pull out one single coffee bean, momo will physically manifest right he—

momo: c o f f e e

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momo: the dead sea is the saltiest thing on earth

momo, to byakuya: next to you and your bitch ass

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cody: what’s the gender neutral version of spouse??

cody: wusband?? hife?? wifesband??

gwen:

nevaeh:

noah: this is the verbal version of looking for your glasses when they’re on your head.