Sparkle Murderer

18+

[awed-frog]

For all my fellow oversharers out there.

[bokchoybussy]

As a chronic people-pleaser, this is my advice for success.

Offer as little as possible. Be terse. Get rid of all those exclamation marks and tidbits about why you want to take a sick day. State your needs clearly and concisely without reason. Start saying “No, I’m unable.” more often. Say Thank You only when the other party deserves it.

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[sanestlunaticyouevermet]

An overwhelming sense of calmness descends upon the Disco.

[1percentcharge]

stop listening to music and start listening to the sounds of nature. the “eagles?”The “rolling stones?” The “beetles?” Come into the beautiful forest with me and you will find all of those things friend…. I promise….If you just believe<3

[1percentcharge]

In the beautiful forest you will also encounter the “mountain goats” and “corn” and “monkeys” and the “killers” and the-what do you mean what was that last one? Nothing haha don’t worry about it…………… <3

[sonnearchive-deactivated2022120]

[justsomeguycore]

2023

LOCATE THE WHIMSY

IF NONE, CREATE THE WHIMSY

MAINTAIN THE WHIMSY

[michaelgovehateblog]

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

[michaelgovehateblog]

It’s only November and this is already getting notes again, you guys are really manifesting this energy early for the new year

[primarybufferpanel]

We would like to live in Less Interesting Times please

[sillyriceball]

I like my apocalypses one at a time please.

[lloras]

exactly

[shilohtx]

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

[mrsketchy]

@clawfootboy​

I trust him

[i-survived-that]

Okay but this is exactly what I love.

The above image is a historical artifact. Colima dog. It dates back to circa 100 BCE-300 CE. (x)

And, around two thousand years later it was originally shaped with care, painted with love, and adored… someone draws it. Draws it using a new technological device that allows modern people to shape things with care, paint with love, and even move them -on a screen, glowing.

And the said person decides to share it with the world. The whole world adores it.

I love the connection between past and today. We were humans back then, and we are still the same.

Cute dog :)

[catchymemes]

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[batsdotjpg]

happy ten years of pissing on the poor

[goat-heirop]

Its suprising both op and reblogger are still not deactivated

[sparklemurderer]

what the fuck is tumblr live???

[miniatureworlds]

Gourd fairy house by Mary-Ella Bowles

'I make Fairy houses out of gourds, with the furniture and landscaping made of gourd scraps, twigs, bark, pods, seeds and other natural materials. I display them in my art studio where people are utterly fascinated by them. As an artist, what more could I ask?'

Thank you to the artist for giving me permission to post her photos!

[everythingfox]

A new home

(via)

[restacks]

first post-covid painting

[sybbalb-deactivated20221228]

im just someones weird daughter

[milk5]

Whos awake for subtle jellybean vandalism hours