23 y/o Illustrator

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i always forget religious posts like this are dead serious because starting out with the phrase “i knew my flesh was evil” is so incredibly funny to me

[torracat]

this is the money garf. reblog for untold pasta and riches to come your way

[peach-pot]

I’m starting to think some of y’all haven’t actually felt the rain on your skin… which is crazy because no one else can feel it for you

[lmaonade]

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

[weeniebagel]

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

[extremelycursedimages]

i can’t remember if i submitted this or not. you don’t have to post it if yall dont want to lmao i mean look at it

i wish you could hear the sound we made on call just now

[hexjulia]

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

[3000s]

[cognitohazardous]

well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

[sparkly-dinosaur57]

I'm rewatching the channel 4 Don't Hug Me I'm Scared series and I'm on the episode about death and I've just realised that Yellow Guy has the letter D on his bed and his overalls and what if his actual name is David and that's why the coffin thinks he's the one who's dead at first?? Would also explain the confusion around who David is supposed to be?

[valtsv]

there was absolutely no need for the word asphyxiation to be as erotic as it is. like you've already got suffocating choking strangulation etc. and then here comes miss asphyxia serving rare letter combinations that when combined sound like a gasp for air like it's nothing.

[sunshineofyourlovee]

The boyband of my time was One Direction. They just have fun, they were just normal guys but terrible, terrible dancers.

[wotsukai]

[portsandstars]

[electronicmail]

honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14

I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

[zmpl]

“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

[jeonsupershy]

my four moods every workweek