Born to be a magical girl forced to be a human

she/her, 24, I have many interests they all come together here

[sparklycartoonfairy]

I have a sense of whimsy that is unappreciated in my time

[smallpwbbles]

Caine, the sex repulsed AI that you are

[sparklycartoonfairy]

I just found out that the voice of Sonic is also the narrator of Say yes to the dress. I am physically frozen I have no idea how to process this information.

I feel like my entire life has been a lie. Do you know how many times I watched that show in my grandmas living room? It was one of my childhood dreams to get a dress at Klienfeld. Which I admit is a strange dream for a child to have but the point stands.

Now I can’t stop thinking about Sonic the Hedgehog giving advice and opinions on WEDDING DRESSES!!!!

WHAT!!!!!!!!

I know that he’s a voice actor and it’s literally his job but that show is like a cornerstone of my childhood nostalgia and I cannot believe that I either didn’t recognize it or didn’t register it.

I literally feel like this right now.

[persephatta-crescent]

Mr Darcy: So I have learned from Elizabeth that Jane is in fact in love with you.

Mr Bingley: Oh my gosh, that's wonderful! When did Elizabeth tell you this?

Mr Darcy: When I proposed to her.

Mr Bingley: ...

Mr Darcy: ...

Mr Bingley: You proposed to the sister of the woman you said I shouldn't marry because of her family's unsuitability?

Mr Darcy: If it helps... she said no

Mr Bingley: *tackling him to the floor*

[janeaustencomics]

Where we stray from the path (but keep a lot of dialogue from the book, because it's so perfect)

[frankenmouse]

It is so ridiculously easy to gain a reputation for being competent by just reading signs.

This is not metaphorical. I mean actual, literal pieces of paper/plastic/metal/whatever explicitly erected to inform the public.

“How did you know this was the right trail?” I read the sign.

“Wow, how did you know what that flower is?” There’s a SIGN.

“How did you know we needed to use the side door?” THERE IS A SIGN POSTED ON THE FRONT DOOR.

Just…why are we having such different experiences of the world? People can read. I KNOW they can read. There’s nothing wrong with their vision.

Just. READ. THE. GOD. DAMN. SIGN.

This also applies to:

Syllabi

Instructions

[legitninjagoleaks]

Mozart has "no plans" of composing music for the fourth season of Lego Ninjago: Dragons Rising.

This is because he died on December 5th, 1791.

[inthefallofasparrow]

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[kcggggg]

I collaborated with the Human Artistry Project to make this strip alongside other web cartoonists to make the point that “Stealing isn’t Innovation” when it comes to A.I. usage. It seems to be doing numbers on instagram and elsewhere, so you may also read it here, tumblr.

May the discourse that ensues be long and unhelpful.

[midnightssea]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[quendergeer]

you'd think occasionally men would need to touch other men like this to manoeuvre them out of the way but it never happens

[escuerzoresucitado]

[sparklycartoonfairy]

Do you think they will show the trailer for Sonic Movie 4 during San Diego Comic Con?

Yes

No

Voting ended onJul 28

I haven’t heard any rumors that they would be or not. I’m just genuinely curious how many people think they’re gonna show a trailer.

If you don’t think that it’s coming out at sdcc when do you think they will release it?

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[sparklycartoonfairy]

What perfume should I wear to the eternal sunshine tour?

R.E.M

MOD vanilla

Sweet like candy

R.E.M cherry eclipse

Thank u next

Cloud

Cloud pink

God is a woman

Voting ended onJul 22

[starrygirlypop]

M I N T

[sparklycartoonfairy]

Edgar Allen Poe would have fucking loved Brittney spears