Spark's ramblings

I like to talk about random things

[sparks-rambles]

I got home from school early today and my cat doesn't know what to make of my presence

[sparks-rambles]

Hampter

[sparks-rambles]

Why must it be so hard to make a skin

[sparks-rambles]

I had an idea for a racing league

Super soapbox league, mix the redbull soapbox cars and somthing like f1, the only limits are engine and wheels (which will be randomly selected at the end of the season so teams can plan their cars during the off season) and some safety, size, and weight class rules. I just think it would be cool to see what weird things the teams come up with.

[sparks-rambles]

My classmates keep saying I should play football or do wrestling like i'm not a 17 year old senior citizen.

[sparks-rambles]

Official sparks rambles fursona drop

[sparks-rambles]

On a scale of drywall paste to c4 how serious is your putty today?

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

Have fun in the war dumbass I’ll be at home fucking military wives

[unbossed-deactivated20251218]

Damn. Good way to get your fucking windows kicked in

shut the fuck up and raise my son bootlicker

All fun and games until someone with 3 confirmed kills shows up at your doorstep with a baseball bat

im not at my house tho, im at yours with your wife

But he’s got shooters all over the world 🌎 even when he’s away

just shot a load in his wife

You ungrateful asshole. My bf might be fighting for your freedom and you’re here mocking him for keeping your pathetic ass safe from the threats of the world. If a war comes to our country, we’re not saving you, you dumbass ungrateful fuck up of a human being.

Your bf is fighting for oil and killing civilians and probably cheating on you he’s a scumbag, which is why I just fucked his mom to make a better son

[thetyrannosaur]

[heardbook]

The fool taunts the hungry dogs but the dogs have their day and the fool becomes a feast

your girl boutta be the feast soon as you get deployed boot boy

World Heritage Post

[cpineau1973]

Who ever was the first person to post this is the biggest piece of shit in the world. You’re an amoral ASSHOLE!!!!!

[cpineau1973]

Hotmeat89 you are a disgrace you don’t deserve to be called an American! You don’t even have the right to call yourself a MAN!

I don’t call myself a man but your wife still calls me to fuck

[hellsitegenetics]

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Closest match: Chelonus insularis acetylcholine receptor subunit alpha-type acr-16-like (LOC118064176) Common name: Parasitoid Wasp

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[sparks-rambles]

Oddly fitting creature for this

[otiksimr]

hired this thing to stare at you.

[otiksimr]

can't do that but i can double 'em.

[breezeslice]

Do each of them get the same salary as before, or did you split their pay like the cheap fuck that you are?

[otiksimr]

Ayyy

Keep talking to me like that and imma quarter it.

[sparks-rambles]

Double them and give it to the next person

[sparks-rambles]

It's my 2 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[calligraphy-creature]

Original post

Poem @chucktaylorupset

[historiaetal]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[sparks-rambles]

This is the best poetry I have ever seen on this hellsite.

[tikkety-tok]

Good news that we deserve 😌

[bagheadautist]

for people who can’t watch the video: THE AMYGDALA CHANGES TRADITIONALLY FOUND IN MOTHERS SHOW UP IN ALL PRIMARY CAREGIVERS REGARDLESS OF SEX

Changes in this part of the brain were previously used to previously used to argue that women are the ideal primary caretakers of children in all cases. And apparently, it’s false. The reason they found these changes in women was that women were already the primary caretaker in almost all cases, not because there’s something inherent to women that makes them better parents.

this is big news for SAHF and single dads!

[legend-of-the-fandoms]

This is also big news for adoptive parents and queer couples! Many people try to argue that adoptive parents aren't real parents because of biology and blah blah blah. Bigots will also argue this case against queer people. So, to all my traditionalists: it's not science! It's bigotry and sexist!

[sparks-rambles]

Diversity for the win!

[pukicho]

Rate my fit:

$1,000,000 jacket

A kind smile

[thepanweebgirl]

is there anything else? or is your ball just hanging

[sparks-rambles]

Just 1? Just 1 ball?

[longsightmyth]

brb the whole discord in an uproar at the UNCONSCIONABLE results of Mister Global 2022

[longsightmyth]

seriously though, MR. SPAIN?!

[discountalien-pancake]

Mr Spain vs the runner up Mr Vietnam. Like. How the fuck?

[longsightmyth]

[headspace-hotel]

Looking very respectfully at Mr. Vietnam

[boccs]

I mean personally I was in favor of Mr. Peru and Mr. Nigeria but I can fully agree Spain can get out of there.

[robotclownery]

Tbh mr spain looks like a piece of art compared to britain and cuba’s costumes

[waynekiller]

SE asia brought the thunder

[kaceycat]

Alright you guys I found all 33 of them, and it seems there’s three schools of thought for the costumes: Just Some Guy (tends to be more traditional or modern clothing), Slutty Halloween Costume, and Balls To The Wall Batshit Insanity. I can’t pick a favorite, so here they all are in alphabetical order by country:

(By virtue of there being 33, which doesn’t split into groups of 4 evenly, Vietnam gets to be the big photo.)

What a beautiful, majestic lineup.

[exit-pursued-by-spiders]

Honestly if your Mister Global costume doesn’t include a huge fucking weapon what the fuck are you even doing there

[mersinia]

Is me Japan wearing pants or not? Or like something covering him besides the what seems to be a loose jacket?

[villainessbian]

wtf is wrong with mr france

[the-breadwizard]

Forget france, what is going on with mr usa

[dear-diary-xoxo]

I’m getting whiplash at how quickly these outfits are making my head spin. Some are gorgeous while the rest are just…questionable at best.

[sparks-rambles]

Dominican Republic is packing Heat

[teeth--king]

( <= green bean

[saxhleel]

( <= chili pepper

[transmortifried]

. <= blueberry

[soundtestmenu]

=3 <= broccoli

[nonfungibletoken]

● <= orange

[woodrider]

. <= pea

[toebeens]

• <= plum

[dragongirlteeth]

<3< <= strawberry

[translesbianorchestra]

<==}< <= carrot

[shiba-boyfriend]

~<O{ <= beetroot

[tittytoreador]

°o8~ <= grapes

[halftoning-deactivated20240224]

Ó <= apple

[nynaeve-almeara]

88- <= raspberry

[shrike-dyke]

c'ɔ <= bell pepper

[thekaylahub-deactivated20231205]

cc’ɔɔ <= pumpkin

[isa-ah]

-8 <= cherries

[loverlighted]

☆{ } <= pineapple

[trapny]

¶\__________ <= garden hose (to water all the plants)

[wizardshark]

alright everyone good work gardening today. Let's all head inside and get some lemonade now

[amayikes]

|■| <= lemonade

[sparks-rambles]

|■| <= orange juice

[sparks-rambles]

Thick ass burger

[sparks-rambles]

It's my birthday today!