This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life
This 1ïžâŁ goes out to all the horny đ couples out there who are thinking đ€ of getting rowdy đ this đValentinesđź day evening: đ đDO âïž NOTđ đ If you do your child đ§ will be born đ a âSCORPIOâ Now, why âïž donât âïž we like Scorpio'sâ? For starters, âScorpioâ has 7ïžâŁ letters đ . 7ïžâŁ letters đ : 7ïžâŁ deadly â ïž sins âïž đ ââ Now, what are the 7ïžâŁ deadly â ïž sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy đđ Envy is associated with the color GREEN đ What else is green đ? Marijuana. Just 1ïžâŁ more pothead in the world đșïž. LAME. Now where is pot đČ legal? Canada đšđŠ, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane âïž bathrooms if the pilotâs đšââïž chill. And where can đ„« planes âïž take you? California đ¶. And whatâs on Californiaâs state flag đ©? A BEAR đ». Your child đ§. Is gay đšââ€ïžâđš.
























