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texacilian89

FUN FACT.

Sharks have electroreceptors along their snoots called Ampullae of Lorenzini to help them navigate & hunt for prey.

Not unlike a certain angel using his celestial senses to find yummy snacks & a certain demon.

4 DAYS TIL SLORCH WEEK!

(Artwork Slorchified by my comrade-in-shenanigans @bushybritches)

camilleflyingrotten

Time for the traditional role swap uh 👀

David!Aziraphale and Michael!Crowley

ministarfruit

I love this text post so I drew it

theonevoice

Alpha Centauri

[a quick color study that near the end claimed fanart status, so here you go]

shmellart

A little bit of Good Omens fan art 🥀

prokopetz

This is 100% me being a crank, but I'm getting real annoyed at seeing Ancient Traditional Crafts™ videos that depict people grinding minerals to make pigments with no respiratory protection. Like, yeah, an N100 mask isn't Authentic and shit, but do you know what powdered mica does to your lungs?

prokopetz

@sawdust-emperor replied:

Watching any green or blue-green mineral being ground to make pigment in these, praying it's just rough glass or some shit and not any of the almost always notably poisonous green minerals:

Being as I've also seen examples where the craftsperson is handling what appears to be raw cinnabar with their bare hands, I wouldn't say the odds are good there.

ajaxgb

ooppo

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

isaqueareas

Good morning! ☀️

"No! Scoob! Get back here!"

duckbunny

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

duckbunny

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.

pseudomasochist

Flawless tags, @baddywronglegs

msnbcpundit

REMEMBER SKIP-IT FROM THE 90’S

apjvff

my weapon of choice during school yard fights

almostvivian

DnD campaign but the only weapons are 90′s toys @riskpig

allisquish

Distance weapon: those sky dancer propeller toys.

riskpig

I’ll allow it.

sensitive-inferno

I have but two words:

durnesque-esque

Are those a weapon or piece of armor?

kaleymonster

Party walks into the inn to rest and the pub looks like

riskpig

Perfection.

medinaquirin

@anotherspecter

biglawbear

I ride into battle on one of these

bardicknowledgeblogger

Animal Companions

techcat

Fresh combat

themetaisawesome

Monks have to use these

ariassong

Wizard’s Spell book

ariassong

Warlock Patrons

Archfey

Fiend

Celestial

Great Old One

The undying

kalkris

THE B A R D

bardicknowledgeblogger

It got better since I last saw it

unfortunatelyimaginary

This is so weird bc being born in 1997 I saw all these toys… old, dirty, and faded by the sun

it’s so weird to think of them as new and current toys rather than the relics of a bygone age

thegirlinthebyakko

Currency

bfleuter

Dungeon:

katedrawscomics

the party embarks upon a laser quest

sayahbayahboo

One pool floatie to rule them all

lady-merian

in case anyone besides me wanted to see it in use :)

kittycomet

she found out about what happened to the paldean professors

alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

watermelon-converse

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

emi--rose

Hell yeah moon holiday

hello-delicious-tea

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

ariaste

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)