Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency

Everything is connected. Nothing is also connected.

[flipyeahkelly-deactivated202209]

terry crews could lift Thor’s hammer rb if u agree

[ludwigplayingthetrombone]

i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

[aughtpunk]

Today I got interviewed, hired, and then given a dollar raise and a better store location because the interviewer “liked my attitude”

REBLOG FOR GOOD JOB GETTING KARMA COME ON GRAB A PIECE

[schedulingemotions]

You’ve heard of flaming homosexual and lightning bisexual now get ready for

magical asexual

[what-even-is-thiss]

Heck yeah

[logically-asexual]

!!!

Nice

[an-ace-up-my-sleeves-deactivate]

YES

[slimetony]

I wasn’t paying attention and i accidentally made myself unlovable

[katswenski]

…  OHMIGAWD, STACIE!!! My website – My Instagram – See me on LINE Webtoon!

[cheese24k]

Wait a second, am I tripping balls?

[arewefadingout-deactivated20170]

HELP I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

[mandopony]

Sometimes life is just beautiful.

[sylfire-deactivated20181203]

May you never be forgotten, magical forest accordion man

[xenobium-deactivated20180227]

He’s playing the Lost Woods song from Zelda that’s the important part

[goodbyedearfriends-deactivated2]

is that hozier

[lexi-the-writing-geek]

I reblogged this a LONG time ago! Doing it again!

[erevshelshoshanim]

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

[erevshelshoshanim]

Thin people can reblog this btw

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

they wont tho lmao

[estradiol]

anyway there’s nothing that makes cis people inherently special or more real lol. there’s no essence of real man/woman, just a different body and experience.

stop kidding yourself by thinking that you’re somehow superior to transgender people because you’re cis cos you’re not. different =/= better and if u really think that trans people are fake and worse off cos “we’ll never be like real men/women” then get over yourself soon i guess

[estradiol]

cis people can reblog this

[sixpenceee]

A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge.

[thebroccoligoblin]

ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE

[trashcanniballecter]

Y'all wanna see a weird cucumber illuminati cup I found at the thrift shop?

[trashcanniballecter]

Cucumber illuminati cup

[animalrates]

[queerist]

I adore this

[talkgentlytome]

this video cured my anxiety, my acne, my life 

[amilkyway]

http://instagram.com/suetoshi_farm

[tort-time]

Sharing is caring. 

[porterr-robinson]

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

Oh my god

[gloriousruin-deactivated2018070]

Jesus fuckin Christ..

[listener-blue]

@concentrated-sunshine

[bunjywunjy]

I like how he managed to both destroy a laptop and annoy a hamster in pursuit of reading the newspaper

[dailyb99gifs]

[muyintedezante]

[bussy-pop]

Twink // Otter // Bear solidarity

[notlostonanadventure]

This is exactly what the 90s would have been like with today’s internet

[exploregif-blog]

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

I love silent films

[threatlevelmidknight-deactivate]

I’m gonna die

[benevolentsocialplanner-blog]

Oscar-worthy

[seelywights]

Riley always checks to see if you are as happy to go on a walk as she is 💖