baffled be thy beans

why, your slumping leaf-strewn roof and obvious lack of structural integrity have captivated me, m'lady! 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 they/them. 20something. queers for a free palestine always.

[pocketsizedpanther]

Yall be careful!

[naamahdarling]

"it's all fake looking ugly slop! Weird fingers! You can always tell!"

I need you to realize that literally none of these things are true, and that by continuing to believe them, you are making yourself gullible.

[revivivivify]

[bearsintreesofficial]

i hope this email finds you transcendent. i hope this email finds you hopeful. i hope this email finds your cup half full and your plants watered and your joy infectious. i hope this email finds you - dear god, i just hope this email finds you.

[sivavakkiyar]

[bernard-jackson]

[chacha-tortuga]

third week of drawtober

[marxism-transgenderism]

Hi speaking of medical literacy for trans people, transfems pls check out the website Transfeminine Science, especially their introductory article on feminizing HRT

[marxism-transgenderism]

Non-transfems can reblog this as well btw

[shetheyslain]

I would never be mean to my friend and lover public transport but the bus does take the piss sometimes

[ntrider]

I don't relate to bus users in this app either because all of you check the bus' status in your phone or something that's now how you do it. you're supposed to ask people on the street if your bus was here recently and if they say "yeah quite recently" you go "FUCK!" and sit back down

[ntrider]

"what if my buses are unpredictable and the next one may take 40 minutes to show up" then you sit at the bus stop for 40 minutes. what else

[ntrider]

THE BUS IS HOW I GO HOME

[shock]

accepting that you’re objectively weird & owning it is infinitely better than being constantly desperate to appear normal to people who don’t even matter to you

[i-am-a-fish]

pats your head pats your head pats your head pats your head pats your head pats your head

[crabussy]

sometimes a bug lands in my drink and I say "bro is in my drink" which evolved into "there is a brother in my drink" but that feels vaguely assumptive so now I on occasion say "there is a sister in my drink" whenever a very confused fly decides to take a dip. you too can practice feminism in everyday life

[fangirlmenace]

Massachusetts: Asshole (affectionate)

New York City: Asshole (derogatory)

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[littleguysdaily]

[sandmandaddy69]

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Jingsuit (Jeans Wingsuit); does not allow full Jlight (Jeans Flight) but does allow for Jiding (Jeans Gliding) from heights

[catsofyore]

This is “Fuzzy” helping with the yard work in 1965.

[westernmassposting]

I AM SO HAPPY ANOTHER PERSON ALSO REMEMBERS THE SERIAL POOPER! I AM VINDICATED!! However, i also need to add the crucial context that some of the dorm bathrooms did not have paper towels- they had one singular fabric towel everybody shared to wash their hands. It was changed one (1) time per semester. Straight up the next horrific plague or zombie outbreak or mutant mold will have started in the hampshire bathrooms i promise you

PER SEMESTER????