SPENCER'S HELL HOLE OF CHAOS

I AM A MINOR!! PLS DONT DM UNLESS WE KNOW EACH OTHER IRL!

[spencer-the-nerd]

Intro

Name: Spencer (online name, not real one)

Age: <18

Sexuality: AroAce (I think?? All I know is I don’t like guys)

Pronouns: they/she

Gender: idfk (I’m Afab)

PWHL teams: Ottawa Charge and Montreal Victoire are my faves ❤️❤️

Fandoms: lowkey whatever media I’ve just watched/read but I normally circle back to pjo and pride & prejudice (I’ve also been obsessed with the brf since like I was 11 but I don’t really consider that a fandom + I don’t really want to support them due to their support of Andrew)

Fave musicians: The Irish Rovers, Chappell Roan, The Pouges + musicals

[spencer-the-nerd]

Gonna go m.i.a. for two weeks please come find me in the woods if anything exciting happens lol

[theseasideblonde-deactivated202]

today’s the only day you can reblog this 💙

[knownqueerbaiter]

SEPARATE CHURCH (AO3) AND STATE (TRADPUB)

[spencer-the-nerd]

Ai wildfire fighting tools 🫩 this has so many layers of wrong

[spencer-the-nerd]

Completing the queer girl right of passage: buying my first doc martens

[spencer-the-nerd]

Most important day of the year, actually

[talahui]

hello world: ERIN IN A TUX | Erin's stories 8.8.26

[spencer-the-nerd]

DEAR GOD IN FUCKING HEAVEN IM ALREADY GAY ERIN

[montrealvictoire]

one thing about pou, she’ll always have a thumb up for pictures

[spencer-the-nerd]

She is really is the league’s communal gf

[accurateangel666]

When I’m crying at my wedding and everyone thinks its cuz I’m so happy to be marrying the loml but it’s actually cuz she’s not laila edwards nor kk harvey nor laura stacey nor marie philip poulin nor nicole gosling nor

[spencer-the-nerd]

Victoire still follows Erin Ambrose on instagram, is there still hope? I WANT HER BACK PLEASE!!

[no1staceyfan]

hi i want to talk about the blatant inequality that the new gender rules of hockey USA may cause. and how this may affect the future of womens hockey.

released on april 1st of this year, usa hockey has released a policy stating that all leagues and teams under it's governance must restrict players to their assigned sex based team (excluding coed leagues and teams). this is not only incredibly disruptive to just trans athletes, but moreso female athletes

as you probably know, hockey is a predominantly male sport, so most local and smaller teams are more likely to be all-male teams. in the past, girls have been able to get around this by joining male teams as a female, playing the same game.

this is no longer possible, and female athletes, even beer league or low level leagues, are restricted to teams, leagues and games that are either female only, or coed. both of which are hard to find and usually are only low level--meaning it restricts a lot of girls and women from playing at a higher level.

most olympic level or professional hockey players in the PWHL were able to reach their level via playing in boys leagues and teams, because girls teams weren't available. with this new policy, it could be harder than ever before for girls to play and access hockey.

despite girls hockey growing exponentially in the past couple of years, this may prove to be a bigger challenge for girls than any actual trans athletes. this ban not arguably harms more athletes

the policy's an act of hostility towards women's sports and gender equality in sports. it may not explicitly state that it will put such barring limitations on women, but it does and will.

[no1staceyfan]

some notable players who played in boys sports:

abby roque (olympian and pwhl player): played in boys teams for her childhood, and was on her highschool's men's hockey team as the only girl. she also was the only freshman to make varsity hockey, and was alternate captain her senior year.

manon rheaume: played in boys hockey for her youth, also was the first and only woman to play in the NHL

megan keller (golden goal in milano-cortina 26, gold medal olympian, pwhl player): played in boys leagues in her youth as there weren't enough girls teams in her area

caroline harvey (the overall first draft in the 2026 pwhl draft): played boys hockey in her youth, also the first woman to ever practice with an NHL team

marie-philip poulin ("captain clutch", three-time gold winning olympian and regarded as the best hockey player in the world, captain of team canada and the victoire, pwhl player): grew up playing hockey in boys teams.

other notable people: renata fast, erin ambrose, kendall coyne schofield, taylor heise, brianne jenner, blayre turnbull, a lot more!!

[awfulpunk]

this is insanely racist and I haven't even seen much about this online yet

[checkyourasianbias]

after Bad Bunny won they added a Latin song category and after Rosé got three nominations the grammys added a k-pop/c-pop/j-pop category they have always been afraid of well-performing artists of color challenging white artists in mainstream categories

[spencer-the-nerd]

Goddamn how do I have -1 grandpas 😑

[spencer-the-nerd]

I need to know if this was planned

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature