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•Kaitlyn•Ohio•I kick balls⚽️•It's ukelele screamo and it's art•#powertothelocaldreamer•

[bunney]

im gonna get plastic surgery to look like a porcelain doll

[nickfuckface]

why? arent toilets already made out of porcelain?

[bunney]

shut the hell your mouth

[dunwithshirts]

[peacefear]

One of Josh’s drumsticks slips out of his hand and the fans hand it back but he’s got the wrong end and he’s laughing about it :’)

[cutmylip-deactivated20210818]

Happy 23rd birthday, Jenna Joseph ! (June 12th, 1993)

[egrlfrnd-deactivated20231228-de]

This has been my thanksgiving.

[glitchnoiz-deactivated20210516]

I was the frappachino

[haguberry]

those ripndip shirts are 1000% oikawa 

[deep-space-babe-deactivated2015]

Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e

[cloysterbell]

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

[enginaero]

Try phrasing it like “American cheese on six-inch Italian bread, toasted”

[cloysterbell]

Good news:

[cloysterbell]

Every time I think this post has died, someone brings it back and I am forced to relive possibly the worst sandwich I’ve ever eaten

[apjvff]

*walks through a bead curtain*

[qh-deactivated20170215]

reblog if you appreciate him

[gxldslvgs-deactivated20130516]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

why are people even questioning obesity in america

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

why is your tea liquidised?

[american-auror-story]

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

[asmallvillageincanada]

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

[abbysrwk-deactivated20140508]

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

[randomthingieshere]

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

[prouwu-deactivated20190721]

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

[cloudyobsession]

England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[starkinglyhandsome-deactivated2]

[skeletons ooh-ing]

[saveoursestras]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

[myfriendscallmemaury]

#INTO THE HARBOR

[theanimangagirl]

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

Englad doesn’t own anything

[dad-monster-deactivated20171222]

except that time we owned most of the world

[dangerbooze]

[shitty-science]

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

[afrojabi]

thank you for this

[legalmexican]

I need the equation you used for this

[tehnakki]

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

[liberianbadbitch]

I hate this website

[bitchimightbey]

This could be a SAT question

[yolonists]

me when i drink a cup of water

[sybello]

The most accurate shit ever

[dogecoin-verycurrency]

[knightofleo]

the doggie wiggle tapdance of impatience

[odins-nose-deactivated20141228]

Oh

[thenaebyrd777]

i clapped

[occasional-hyperfixation]

Everyone needs to see this at least once

[joshdunforever]

JOSH DUN IS SO PRECIOUS

[ryanhatesthis]