spider_crab

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[cullenedward]

soft asks:

cherry - what is your sexuality?

lollipop - favorite makeup products?

daydreams - if you could be anything or anyone, who would you be?

october - what month were you born in?

caress - do you like to snuggle?

ivory - describe your pajamas?

golden - favorite stationary product?

freckles - most-worn article of clothing?

twilight - best friend?

silk - do you like k-pop?

poppy - favorite pastel color?

dimples - most attractive features of a person’s face?

sunkissed - autumn or spring?

buttery - favorite snack?

whisper - how much sleep do you get?

pencil - do you own a journal?

cupcake - are you a good cook?

honey - favorite term of endearment?

clouds - describe one of your favorite dreams?

velvet - who was your first crush?

paper - favorite children’s book?

peaches - do you have a skincare routine?

mochi - favorite studio ghibli film?

backyard - did you ever have an imaginary friend?

strawberry - favorite fruit?

kiss - have you ever kissed a friend?,

nightlight - do you read before bed?

shampoo - favorite scent?

skin - what distant relative are you closest to?

aphrodite - favorite actress/actor?

cuddles - do you have any pets?

lace - if you own any dresses, which is your favorite?

sheets - sanrio or san-x characters?

cream - frozen yogurt flavor?

watermelon - do films ever make you cry?

sapphos - favorite poet?

plush - how many stuffed animals do you still own?

roses - what flower do you find most beautiful?

sweetheart - favorite mug/cup?

sunset - what are your pronouns?

[wuhluhwuhpositivity-deactivated]

sends asks!!! <3

[eva-420]

[eva-420]

please stop reblogging this post

[twlboaj]

gno

[wisekelp]

Repost this anywhere

[lovingandlucking-deactivated201]

I just hit reblog so fast I almost dropped my phone

[nutmeg3dash7]

Always reblog.

[vague-jojo-reference-deactivate]

Men can be raped too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jlassijlali]

[rainbowfang]

Fekken hell of an improvement

[jlassijlali]

i just remember ..this movie  Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole

[lionesshathor]

Photorealistic CGI is a perfectly good medium, Disney is just lazy.

[becausebirds]

Toucan discovers a traffic cam. video

[biggaylion]

Today is the day this toucan discovered a traffic cam

you can only reblog it today

[aquilacalvitium]

Missed this last year by 50 effing minutes.

[aquilacalvitium]

Hell yeah I’m scheduling this again.

[streb-z-fiok]

AW

[tiktoks-we-like]

[tiktoks-we-like]

[Caption start]

*Speaking quickly* So before Halloween I decided to get online and try to look for some abandoned cemeteries.

So I ended up finding one but it was in the middle of the woods so I decided to just plug some coordinates and take a chance. And I found something a helluva lot scary.

As I am walking the path to find this abandoned cemetery, um... *voice getting louder* Hands! Hands! Everywhere!!

By now you're probably thinking to yourself, easyise, hands don't just crawl what are you talking about? You would be correct.

Um- SPIDERS! FUCKING SPIDERS! DRACULARACHNIDS THE SIZE OF MY FUCKING HAND!!!

So after pissing myself and driving home, uh- I came home and looked it up on the internet and found exactly what it was I saw.

*Louder voice but not quite yelling* And here it is fam! Uh people like to call 'em golden silk orb weaver *voice getting louder* but I like to call them NIGHTMARE FUEL DIPPED IN YELLOW FUCKING PAINT.

*Yelling* YOU SEE THE UNHOLY SIZE OF- THERE IS NOTHING AMAZING ABOUT THAT ON YOUR FACE!!

WHAT KIND OF ALIEN VS PREDATOR SCP SATAN SHIT-

IS THAT ONE EATING A FUCKING BIRD?!?!

THIS THING IS LIKE VOLDEMORT FUCKED A DEMAGORGON BUT SURE LET'S PUT IT ON A GREETING CARD!!!

*In a incredulous tone* SATAN DOESN'T EXIST?!?! THEN WHY WAS I MET WITH A FOREST-FUL OF THIS SHIT?

CHECKMATE ATHEISTS!

[Caption End]

[yesterdaysprint]

Barnard Bulletin, New York, December 20, 1935

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol

[oldabandonedaccount-deactivated]

Tag your OCs

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[yallstillhere]

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

[yallstillhere]

One of you shit heads are saving this post and waiting until Sunday to reblog it

I will fucking find you

[plague-doctor-daddy]

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[spider-crabxx]

@rygermortiz

[ulibeanzz]

if ur lgbt+ im curious: if u can remember, what was your first major Gay Ship?

[strangersparrow-deactivated2021]

I think it was saimota (shuichi x Kaito) from danganronpa V3

[spider-crabxx]

Blue x Magenta

[freakavoid0]

i mADE THIS IMAGE FOR MY FRIEND BECAUSE SH E LIKES DR. BRIGHT I CANT FRICKING BREATHE

[spider-crabxx]

Ok

[greenapplepunch]

[antstepsbooks]

This is my kind of propaganda

[spider-crabxx]

I eat raw brussle sprouts

[sapphymayeyeplease]

you heathen

[spider-crabxx]

Munch crunch you weakling

[rygersartblog]

SCP-076-2

[spider-crabxx]

Very nice

[ketunperse]

you ever look at certain american christmas movies and wonder how, seemingly, not a single person during the whole production bothered to look up what a reindeer is? like is there a single piece of animated rudolph the red-nosed reindeer media where rudolph is depicted as a reindeer and not a white-tailed deer?

[ketunperse]

red nose just because :)

[frustrationinexcelsis]

I was aware that almost every depiction of mistletoe in Christmas movies uses holly instead, but I only just realized that almost every Christmas reindeer is actually a white-tailed deer while reading this post.

[greenapplepunch]

[antstepsbooks]

This is my kind of propaganda

[spider-crabxx]

I eat raw brussle sprouts