Heroic Adventures

Kyle, 28, PharmD, fandom geek

[punishedsaints]

[outofcontextarthur]

muffy’s lunch consists of three sandwiches and a bread roll

[jackafz]

SCREAMING Muffy sis…………..the carbs

[ruinedchildhood]

[socialmaya]

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

golf sucks but mini golf is fucking awesome....truly one of life's great paradoxes

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

golf:

wastes crazy amounts of space and water

soul-crushingly boring

extremely frustrating to all but the highest level of players (most golfers will never even shoot par)

prohibitively expensive (golf clubs are very costly and one round of golf can cost $100+)

mini golf:

18 holes will fit into an area the size of a small park; most courses use astroturf, which doesn't even require water

a fun game of skill to challenge your friends to

easy to get into, but difficult to master

cheap (you and your friends can probably play for like, $20)

BONUS: cool obstacles and gimmicks (windmills, water features, secret holes, etc.)

[creekfiend]

Golf: completely fucking silent practically on pain of death

Mini golf: dunking on ppl while theyre taking a shot is pretty much required

[calamitylou-blog1]

Where has this been all my life?

[pankunchiii]

Jane living in 3047 while us suckers are living in 2018

[animusrox]

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)dir. Peter Jackson

[amyfriggindunne]

My friends and I on a Saturday night out.

[animatedtext]

[funnytwittertweets]

[inthefallofasparrow]

Amazon announcing that its workers have unionized.

[fakehistory]

Penguins attend classes on the first day of school at the University of Antarctica, 2007

[sangredelcielo]

i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future

[3minutesofplaytime]

How the fuck do people still fall for pyramid schemes just don’t open the fucking sarcophagus and the mummy can’t hypnotize you

[wahtdahel-blog]

never forget when Beyoncé’s camera man started doing her choreography

[poypourri]

[swearphil]

Emoji Association Meme: 🌸🌙 asked by @rosedavid​

It’s about how you live your life, doing what makes you smile.

Twyla Sands, Schitt’s Creek

[prokopetz]

Just because your house is haunted doesn’t mean the ghosts are causing all the weird shit you’re experiencing. Like, yes, be polite to the restless dead, but also check for carbon monoxide.

[ceekari]

your carbon monoxide detector died and the ghosts are trying to warn you

[mikkeneko]

the ghost of your carbon monoxide detector

[alisonzai]

[somewhatsomelikepoetry]

You pretended to care so much, now you don’t care at all

[bloosemood]

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