Spider

She/Her AuDHD

[solarifle]

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

[spiderlilyx]

To slightly tweak Joun Mulaney's words:

If you are saying a slur is okay, but you won't even say it while you try to make this argument.... you still think it's a slur.

[spiderlilyx]

Having ARFID means that affected people experience anxiety when trying new foods. So, we have put our minds together and figured out that in order to work around this disorder, we will constantly pressure them, loudly complain about how annoying their picky eating is, not consider what food they already like, watch them extremely closely the entire time they try the new food, and then when they don't like the food, we will immediately tell them how its all their fault and how they ought to just not let themselves be so anxious and that they can like the food if they just tell their brain that they like it. This is precisely how to handle ARFID.

[thecryptkeeper]

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

[dogpuppy]

[thememedaddy]

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[ravioliet]

"why can't they just be friends?" not in the homophobic sense, but in the "in your need to center romance in everything you are missing the whole point of the media in question" sense

[koiagain]

I guess you could say he’s ve… he’s a very h…

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[redstonedust]

the way the internet talks about japan is fascinating i never see any other country get equally treated as both a beautiful cultured utopia and an evil imperialist hellhole. you ever just wanna be like hey guys i think japan might be a country. a normal country with good and bad aspects. has anyone thought of this. could be huge.

[cardo-de-comer]

finished that old sketch I had lying around, so glad to draw them all together <3

[thememedaddy]

[spiderlilyx]

Spent my whole life being told Wikipedia is the worst source for information WELL GUESS WHAT TEACHERS WE GOT WORSE THINGS NOW

[spiderlilyx]

It's funny being a tomboy/very masculine woman because to other people you sound like, "yeah I'm a woman (nonpracticing)"

[partywithponies]

One of the most annoying genres of people on the internet are people who act like they believe science is one single monolithic thing. Like, you'll see an article saying something like "scientists studying the movement of tectonic plates", and then in the comments there'll be several smug people saying "smh why are scientists doing this instead of finding a cure for cancer", like. Why would a geologist be doing that.

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[animentality]

[spiderlilyx]

Crazy? That's raw as hell

[haughtyraban]

“there’s an ai tool for that” okay ?? there’s probably an ed sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[ohlivish]

hey did ya'll know that ed sheeran is working on a series of 6 albums named after media player buttons and the first one released last year and the last one is to be released posthumously on the day that he dies

[im-a-goat-in-disguise]

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about Ed Sheeran to prove otherwise

[knifefarty]

…huh

[spiderlilyx]

A thought only a ginger could have