[spiders-reblogs]

hi !! this is my side acc, here's my art blog (also main blog)!! i am annoying over here (lots)

hey Nico from the future. the arthropod tag is "#arthropod tag". remember to fucking use it

the following text is old as fuck but it's here for preservation purposes + i think some of these r funny

here's some characters i relate to or / and think are nice so you can kind of figure out how i am :] (i don't mean i AM any of them btw. just saying this as a heads up for the no-doubles folks!)

berdly - deltarune

kris - deltarune

ranmaru kageyama - yttd

the player - off

zacharie - off

toko fukawa - danganronpa (yea idfk man

sayaka maizono - danganronpa

nagito komaeda - danganronpa.. devastated by this one. block me if you want

apollo justice - ace attorney

klavier gavin - ace attorney

everyone. absolutely everyone - the magnus archives

sam and max - sam & max

freddy fazbear - fnaf security breach. can't believe this

everyone (but specially laszlo cravensworth and colin robinson) - what we do in the shadows

randy jade - dialtown

karen dunn - dialtown

ticket jerry - dialtown

....narrator...... - dialtown

(please play dialtown)

ingo and emmet!! - pokemon.. yea idfk

will update every now and then as i remember more media i used to be fixated with.. who knows. this is just for fun.

ty for reading :)

GET DRINKEGD

[spiders-reblogs]

hey I'm gonna go on a little hiatus! see ya!

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

Dating an autistic person is wild. She just railed me, rolled over and opened the flight rising tag on Tumblr.

[fuckmarrykillpolls]

WRONG BLOG

[laurenillustrated]

🦖 Dinosaurs and vintage girls 🎀

Two things you wouldn’t think go together… but in my world they do 🤭 a small series of illustrations I did for fun! All of these are in my print shop if you’d like to have a little dino for yourself lol

[askfordoodles]

@sherlocktheravencat

[crazysodomite]

[charrcoai]

Full Series Of Girl Mob Scribble Comics That People Kept Redrawing The Last Part Of

ive been seeing a lot of redraws of the "Shishou is pregnant" one on tumblr so i thought id just show you guys that there was actually more of it

[anyagee]

You magically get Olympic level skill in a sport, which sport do you want (summer edition)?

Archery

Badminton

Break dance

Fencing

Gymnastics

Judo

Rugby

Skateboarding

Sport climbing

Surfing

Weight lifting

Other, there are so many sports in the Olympics

Voting ended onAug 4, 2024

[yesornopolls]

have you ever met an argentinian person?

Have you ever met an Argentinian person?

Yes

No

I'm Argentinian

Voting ended onAug 3, 2024

[televisionenjoyer]

[lucianinsanity]

"Don't call me a gringo I'm [insert race here]"

My dude, you are born in USA you are a gringo, I don't give a shit

[spiders-reblogs]

"if i had a time machine I'd kill [politician]" bitch you don't need the time machine. what's done is already done. there's politicians out there Right Fucking Now, and this is unrelated, but if you live in the usa there's at least ONE gun at your local walmart. end post

[spiders-reblogs]

DISCLAIMER this is satire and if something happens i am going to dig a hole in my backyard

[spiders-reblogs]

"if i had a time machine I'd kill [politician]" bitch you don't need the time machine. what's done is already done. there's politicians out there Right Fucking Now, and this is unrelated, but if you live in the usa there's at least ONE gun at your local walmart. end post

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

“If I had time travel I’d kill Hitler” “If I had time travel I’d stop my favourite politician getting assassinated” you’re all thinking way too small. If I had time travel I’d stop Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin from dying on the moon due to Soviet sabotage, kicking off the Great Nuclear War and devastating half of the planet.

[stavarosthearcane]

Good Job.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#this post gets me every time 

It’s from two days ago fam how many times could there have been

[heroofthreefaces]

do you think no one else has time travel

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Happy one month anniversary to this post that has not allowed me a single day of fucking peace since I made it.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#surprise reblog!! 

STOP IT’S BEEN MONTHS. MONTHS!

YOU CAN STOP.

[roach-works]

wow if only you had a time machine

[transdaughterofthesun]

Honestly having reached a billion notes I think it’s safe to say that in the Year of our lord 2041, this is the most popular tumblr post out there.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m killing your parents before you’re born

[iforgotmyfandom]

:)

[idiototheinternet]

Still here, why’d you hesitate @derinthescarletpescatarian

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Your mum’s ability to hold up under active gunfire was really hot. I’m your dad now.

[lizyarikus]

Isn’t that the plot of Terminator

[anexperimentallife]

Where do you think the plot for Terminator came from?

[what-if-i-just-did]

This is such a classic trainwreck post that has the vibes of a 2014 screenshot posted to Pinterest and then the last addition is just last Tuesday I can’t even

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Imagine how I feel

[sunsets-on-mars]

This post is a goldmine

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This post is an eagle that has a taste for my liver

[vaspider]

Prometheus’ eagle had to get the idea from somewhere.

[mysharona1987]

[iamnmbr3]

This is not a drill. Trump wanted to seize power last time he was president but he failed. This time he and GOP allies have put together a better plan so he won't fail. Vote blue all the way down the ballot to save democracy. Abstaining or voting third party helps the GOP's plan to create a fascist dictatorship. This is literally a matter of life or death. If everyone gets out and votes they can be defeated. Otherwise the United States will be plunged into the horrors of dictatorship. The lives and safety of everyone you hold dear are on the line.

[littlelemonoid]

[spiders-reblogs]

do you ever get The Impulse to change so that someone will like you better but then that person goes "i like you the way you always are" so it's like okay now i have The Impulse to never ever change and somehow that one's even worse in practice because stalling your life will inevitably change you as a person. oohhh my kitties came near meeee

[spiders-reblogs]

LIKE. The Impulse is bullshit. you have to change for yourself, otherwise your life won't depend on you. but i think just the sight of it is very funny

[spiders-reblogs]

do you ever get The Impulse to change so that someone will like you better but then that person goes "i like you the way you always are" so it's like okay now i have The Impulse to never ever change and somehow that one's even worse in practice because stalling your life will inevitably change you as a person. oohhh my kitties came near meeee

[fairycosmos]

i will die without routine. also this routine is killing me

[fairycosmos]

ROUTINE DRAGS ME ALONG BUT I WOULDN'T MOVE WITHOUT IT