PROTECT ALL THE GOALIES.

bek. 25. all the fandoms. I tag nothing.

[buffaliengirlfriend]

the newlywed game but with superheros and their sidekicks.

[buffaliengirlfriend]

the host: what does robin love to eat after a night of fighting crime?

9 yr old dick grayson: a pb&j, with crunchy peanut butter and strawberry jelly on whole wheat, the crust cut off, and the sandwich cut into squares!!

bruce: turns his sign around to reveal ‘the most specific peanut butter and jelly sandwich on earth.’

[kid-crashed]

Young Wally West: EVERYTHING!!

Barry: turns his sign around to reveal ‘if it’s food, he is eating it’

[failedclone]

Conner: Ass

Clark: [Turns his sign around to reveal “Something wildly inappropriate”]

[koriandrstongue-deactivated2019]

Tim: Coffee

Producer: That’s not a -

Tim: I am eating the coffee beans from the J A R

Bruce: [looks more dead inside than usual and turns his sign around to read “something dangerously unhealthy and probably caffienated”]

[nitghowl1600]

Jason: He wouldn’t even know

Bruce: [Turns his sign to reveal ‘He’s thinks I won’t know but its chili dogs]

Jason: FUCK

[longscarydream]

lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own

[zerofarad]

“God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own.” We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables.

[citrusgroves]

I’ve been doing this for years

It’s all on a google doc of mine (x)

[penguinsandyetmorepenguins]

The quote “Do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he’s created?” is actually from Spykids 2, tyvm

[sizvideos]

A man has built Ogo, a hands-free wheelchair for his paraplegic friend (video)

[thelamprey]

Holy shit this is awesome.

[imfemalewarrior]

For any wheelchair users following me! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[weaselle]

every few months I forget about this and then see it again and it is always one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen.

So this time I looked it up, I wondered how to get one and how much it cost. Turns out  it was a bit hard to find, actually, and that’s because it’s no longer called the Ogo, it’s called the Omeo.

They are pretty advanced as a product now, in terms of accessories, color options, etc (they have an off road conversion kit and stuff!). They are kind of expensive, tho not necessarily when compared to other wheel chairs, which cost anywhere from a couple hundred bucks for a shitty one, to like 4k for a high end electric one. An Omeo will cost you just under 2k.

Here is their website, if you want to learn more: https://omeotechnology.com/

[evermore-fashion]

Sandy Nour “To the Moon & Back” Resort 2020 Semi Couture Collection

[erinlace-deactivated20200503]

[bone-and-brawn]

[janey-jane]

SLOW-MO SPIN TIME to show off those 80 hours of hand beading, painting, embroidery, and rhinestoning. So proud of how this ‘Milky Way’ dress design turned out 💙🌌🌠

lots more bts on the design process and construction on insta

[unicornempire]

Oh my gosh how lovely!!! 

[wondertrio]

Lute origin story

[wondertrio]

The thrilling sequel

[hwainio]

The world needs more selkie content and I'm here to give it to you.

[fashion-runways]

PAOLO SEBASTIAN Couture Spring/Summer 2020 if you want to support this blog consider donating to: ko-fi.com/fashionrunways

[evermore-fashion]

Schiaparelli Fall 2016 Haute Couture Collection

[vivienvalentino]

Birds of Prey: The Album + promotional singles

[pleasurebeach]

homophobic rights

[that-twink-over-there]

I’M LOSING MY MIND 😂😂😂

[feymark]

It was funny but the very last second really pushed it over the edge into amazing

[tropiyas]

[robustmyaft]

WHY DOES THIS FIT SO WELL LIKE THEIR MOUTHS ARE SYNCING WITH THE SONG PERFECTLY AND THIS HASN’T EVEN BEEN EDITED THE FUCK

[goawfma]

it was also supposed to be temporary 

[spacedewey]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggests correcting mercenary post 9/11 power grab

[munsass]

[sqoiler]

star wars / batman au and bruce is a mandalorian who picks up foundlings like nobody’s business and loudly & vocally disapproves of the jedi even though half his kids are proficient in the force

[sqoiler]

bruce’s helmet has little points that stick up like bat ears and his armor is mostly black so the non-mandalorians who don’t know his name call him “the bat”

[sqoiler]

EVERYONE is scared of the bat except fellow mandalorians cause they know he has 7 foundlings & would be willing to take more

[sqoiler]

everyone in the tags saying “clark is a jedi” is RIGHT. clark is the only jedi bruce marginally can tolerate 

[korben600]

Bruce actually bothers to learn non-lethal takedowns and goes out of his way not to murder people indiscriminately unlike his fellow mandalorians. Which only makes him scarier because now there are survivors to talk about what mandalorians look and act like.

The entire planet of “G’tham” lives in terror and awe of their Mandalorian bounty hunter.

Meanwhile whenever civilians ask other mandalorians about Bruce they all just sigh and are like

“Yeah, that’s the Bat, he’s a bit of a weirdo, we love him but he’s a total pacifist for some reason.”

And the awestruck civilian who’d had 8 bones broken and his house burned down by Bruce is just:

“This is what a Mandalorian pacifist looks like?!?!?”

[krispydefendorpolice]

This is a story I would read

[maulusque]

Bruce himself was a foundling, adopted by the Mandalorians after his parents were murdered. Sometime in his early adult life, his biological parents’ protocol droid AL-4RD (actually an IG central memory unit in a protocol chassis) tracks him down and is like “Master Bruce! Finally! Your parents left you everything in their will and i’ve been trying to track you down two decades” and suddenly Bruce is the richest guy in the sector and doesn’t really know what to do with it all

[north-peach]

someone made it better

[ebilpronie]

@blackkatmagic

[evermore-fashion]

Elie Saab Pre-Fall 2020 Collection