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@spideypooler03
hey do you have a tumblr
no sorry
Reblog if you donât have a tumblrÂ
he's fine, guys, don't worry :)
IRON LUNGđЏ
Itâs finally here and I am so excited to see it tonight. I already love the game, and Iâm sure Iâm going to love the movie too!
Convict can you hear me?
âŚâË This Ken is a Homicidal Interviewer! (commission for @wispy-fox!)
i had an INSANE amount of fun working on this! i knew the commission prompt for "wilford rollerskate dancing in the fit from the barbie movie" was going to be very silly, but with how the colors and everything turned out, it was even more of a blast than i expected! huge thanks again to wispy for the comm!! ŕ´Śŕľŕ´Śŕ´żâ ⊠â.á
âŚâË commissions are open!
THIS IS NOT AN EXPEDITION...
ITS AN EXECUTION.
Settling in to read a new fic with a reader tag, it has a promising description filled with smut and angstâŚ
only to see itâs in the first person and the âreaderâ has a name and preset appearance
when i search up â(character) x readerâ and 90% of the fics are smut
NOT bashing smut writers/readers!! i just wish there were more fluff or angst ffs :(
âWaitâfuck,â Vox mutters, the sound crackling at the edges as your lips claim his again. His claws clamp around your hips in a reflexive jerk, digging in just enough to make you gasp before he forces himself to loosen the grip. Heâs trying to stay composedâkeyword trying.
Not that any of this is your fault. Heâs the one who decided to show up in that new Velvette-designed suit, all straps, buckles, and smugness. He looked like a warning label dressed as a sin.
What were you supposed to do, not climb into his lap?
His taste floods your tongueâmetallic, electric, dizzying. It hits your brain like a drug, warm and overwhelming, and the kiss turns messy fast. Desperate, uncoordinated, addictive. You push deeper, feel him glitch under youâ
BEEP-beep!
You freeze. Both of you part with a wet sound, a thin line of saliva stretching, breaking. In the top corner of his screen, a bright red alert blinks: ABNORMAL HEART RATE.
You stare at it. Then at him. Voxâs face glitches into a soft blue error overlay, embarrassment flickering pixel by pixel.
You start laughing.
âFuck youâ itâs not funny,â he snaps, voice clipping into static in a way that absolutely proves it is funny.
THUNK!
The desk shakes, You both whip around to see Shock.wav slam his snout into the reinforced glass again, water churning behind him
On Voxâs internal HUD, a bubble pops up in bold text: DADDY IS HURT.
âWAITâWAIT, SHOCK.WAV! DADDY IS OKAYâHOLD ONâSTOPâSTOP!!â
a/n: i know hes a screen and i kept dilly-dallying about writing him kissing - but then again how tf does he drink a smoothie when hes on a "date" with alastor???
this is how much I love this game
âOwww, kinktober is over đđđâ
AS IF YOU DIDNâT READ SMUT ALL YEAR ROUND, YOU WHOREEEEEE
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means youâre poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
Itâs voodoo.
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Thatâs correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
thatâs kinky
oh my god
Ares in Mythology:
Kills the guy who tried to assault his daughter and refused to apologize for it when he got put on trial (it was ruled justifiable homicide by Athena btw).Â
The only time heâd been captured in battle was when he was protecting his mom from being captured by giants who wanted to forcibly marry her.
Found and Freed Thanatos when he was imprisoned by Sisyphus when no other Gods could
Helps found the Amazons by helping their founder escape her abusive husband and becomes their patron God.
Genuinely loves and respects Aphrodite as her own person
One of his epithets is âfeasted by womenâ.
Ares in Modern Media:Â
Meatheaded sexist asshole out of an eighties teen movie.
Conclusion:Â My boy is getting done dirtier than Hades in modern representation. Ares is one of the least problematic Gods in the pantheon (except for the murders, I will grant you) and yaâll are sleeping on him.
ALWAYS REBLOG THIS ONE
I have never hit the reblog button so fast
*sees that my post has 10,000 notes* By Talos this canât be happening.
*sees that my post has
10,000 notes* By Talos
this canât be happening.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
Let me just remind you guys that...
AI fanfiction is not fanfiction
warhammer 40k armor
"FOOD FOR THE FOOD BOWL!"