it's me and my massive dong against the world

hello! call me spine? 18. I use whatever pronouns you want to use on me. I talk about whatever I feel like talking about and I don't look at notifs. let's chill

[spinelesscommie]

Call me spine! I just post whatever I feel like posting. Sometimes I'm funny. Sometimes I write or draw. My pronouns are anything you want to call me (but don't do that thing where you switch up mid sentence babe I WONT know who you're talking about)

I'm not new here, I just returned and deleted my old account.

don't expect consistency. I'm just here man !!!

DNI under cut:

DNI Homophobes, transphobes, terfs, etc

DNI racists, islamiphobes, blue lives matter, zionists, nazis, federalists, trumpies, maga

DNI antifurry, antitherian, xenophobics, pro-censorship,

DNI ableists, anti-npd, anti-bpd,

if you are a jirai blog: you can interact but please tag your posts appropriately. I don't hate you I just get triggered by self harm. thank you

[confused-bagel]

🌈 HAPPY PRIDE!!!! 🌈

You are loved and beautiful and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise!!

[fizzy-dizz]

Gotta follow my rainbow!

[teckmonky]

Age gap height gap HP gap status gap, what a ship 🙏🏻🪺💜

[smudgey-budgey]

[dumgumgum]

she was my sister too

[paranoidghosts]

happy pride month!! from susie superman sonic and miku!!!!

[officialspec]

whatever go my krusies

[dumgumgum]

* right, this is where we draw pictures, and don’t kill each other!

[kiwipineappleparasol]

Spamton is LOVED and APPRECIATED by the denizens of TV WORLD!

✰ I'm posting Deltarune Fanart twice a week up until Chapter 5's release! ✰

[hope-crossed-on-our-hearts]

[jazze-bee]

happy yearly sansgender month ♡

[cognitohazardous]

mutual 1: end-of-the-rope suicideposting

mutual 2: the new dandys world event is mid as fuck

mutual 3: liveblogging a foursome

mutual 4: on lunch break

mutual 5: went missing 2 years ago

[roseroyalty-moving]

when u touch an unaware cat and they make that small surprised sound reblog if u agree

[roseroyalty-moving]

[sistersorrow]

Gotta love activation noises

There’s a whole subreddit for just videos of cats making these noises

[borgevino]

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful

[incorrectpasswordip]

i want her to be free

[inkskinned]

the men in my life are all good men, or, at least, they are men who are not violent - and that is enough for a man to be considered good; that he could be violent but is not.

the men in my life are good men. recently at a hardware store one of the men in my life let me stand behind him, just a little, in that ghosting way that girls can learn. the disappearing technique we master of shadowing behind our Good Men. this was to protect me from a man who was not-being-good.

i fall down. one of the good men in my life offers me one arm like a knight, we are laughing while i clamber back onto my feet. i give the good men in my life piggy back rides because i like to show off how strong i am. i give the good men in my life run-at-them hugs. i let the good men in my life pick me up like i am a sack of grain; i get the good men in my life coffee, i make them sandwiches, i teach them dancing.

i am a man-hater, obviously. i am gay enough the insult is sort of funny. waiting for the bus, where there are men who are not-known-to-be-good, i google how to make a fist. i can never remember if the thumb goes on the outside or the inside, only that it is imperative that i do not fuck it up or i will break my thumb at the same time the man tries to break me. 

i walk my dog around the track only-at-dusk and-no-later. i made that mistake once, in august, hoping i could take a later run and maybe see the stars - i romanticized the idea of being able to skulk like a fox. the man that followed me across three lawns, two road-crossings, and back to my car - he spent the whole time whistling. the good men in my life say - oh, do you need me to come with you? and are actually asking - do you feel safe?

i fall down in a supermarket. a man i do not know grabs the inside of my knee. i do not know if the man is good, but i am supposed to give men the benefit of the doubt, so i laugh while standing. a man trying-to-be-in-my-life says what, no hug? and i have to decide if it worth it to just take off or put up with it. a man who-might-not-be-good stares at me while i walk by - i have to calculate if he’s just looking or if he’s watching. other men have badly hurt me, physically. the casual remark made is that those men are not real men. but they were real enough, to me.

there are many men who are mad at me. an entire reddit thread once was dedicated to how to dox me for feminist ranting - it was kind of funny, when it wasn’t downright scary. i have been stalked and harassed and treated horribly. they are all good men, in their own lives, you know. they are not violent, usually, unless provoked, and all it takes for a man to be good is for him to not be violent unless provoked, and i am, of course, always provoking.

a man in my life rolls his eyes. “i am sick of hearing this. we get it, all men are fucking evil. get over it.”

a man who-is-not-good shouts something unwritable at me. i have to tell the good man i am standing next to - it’s okay, this is nothing compared to what-could-be, this happens, it’s really not that big of a deal to me. 

“but it should be,” he says. “it should be.”

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

THIS MAN IS FINE ASF! HE'S SWEET, CARING, AND JUST LOOK AT HIM!!! if him and venomous somehow line up, I will tweak out. BUTTTT... #BobbyFor2026TumblrSexyman

He’s very sweet