Life Finds A Way

Spino / F / Fan of most overly popular animes (mainly SAO). I also love Jurassic Park (including the 2 Worlds) and you will never stop me!

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

When you become famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends

[bassoon-boss]

What

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Your leg. It ends.

[rikoy-11-deactivated20180110]

I’m not a linguist but I think that’s wrong

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

Are you saying your leg doesn’t end?

[rikoy-11-deactivated20180110]

I mean. at some point it does. yes. 

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

then what’s the problem

[v1kare-rat1te]

do teens still go to malls in cosplay?? i haven’t seen any 14 year olds gallivanting around dressed like anime characters in a while. i miss them. come back. i need to know that at least SOMEONE is still having fun

[b-bro-deactivated20200502]

detective: [kneels down looking over a dead body] hm. gross

[melonmemes]

[xwings]

Marvel au where everything is the same except steve rogers is replaced by shaggy rogers

[alphafronds-blog]

that would mean scooby doo would have to be bucky barnes. scooby as the winter soldier

[xwings]

Im with you til the end of the line, scoob

[xwings]

Fuck now im losing it over who the hell is scooby

[xwings]

Someone asked if that makes tony fred so heres my response

I think we need to split up gang

[gayserblast]

take my tablet away

[earthbending-sloth-blog]

Rogers: “Now let’s see who Thanos really is. ” *Fred pulls of face* Everybody: “STAN LEE???”

[draeneis]

worst trope is a super smart character being like “love isn’t real it’s just chemical reactions” so is every other feeling you dumb bitch

[draeneis]

girl run

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

so the fact remains that jeff goldblum played the grandmaster with absolute peak perfection and absolutely no other mcu performance can top that, which is just a fact, but it means that either jeff goldblum has this fantastically nuanced understanding of this character who is incredibly ancient and powerful but still ultimately a silly hedonist OR he just rolled up to thor ragnarok like ‘i’m jeff goldblum and i’m gonna be playing jeff goldblum’ and fuckin nailed it

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

the fact that they actually wrote the role for him makes it even better because that means the execs were like “who should play one of the most powerful characters we’ve ever had, the ruler of an entire planet, who is more ancient and knowledgable than a literal god, and decides the lives and deaths of countless individuals” and the conclusion they came to was “jeff goldblum in a sparkly gold bathrobe” 

[bidoof]

*goes back in time and prevents andrew hussie’s birth*

[yugirimistwalker]

homestuck was a necessary evil in order to prevent superwholock from being the only fandom on tumblr… you’ve changed the future for the worse and now YOU have to write homestuck to fix this timeline

[buhbee-deactivated20180422]

i make 1 typing error

[buhbee-deactivated20180422]

One.

[boymilk-moved-deactivated201903]

[warmshrine-deactivated20230929]

How To Stop Being Jealous Of People Who Get All The Opportunities That My Trauma And Mental Illness Denied Me

[cupidsenpai-deactivated20171221]

official hex maniac art: 

y’all????:

[heyday-mayday-deactivated201807]

Tiddys are nice coward!

[cupidsenpai-deactivated20171221]

Your url is a shitty 2000s band

[trilllizard666]

at least source the damn art, bitch

[da-moose-mcgillycuddy]

http://borvar.tumblr.com/post/165599062866

And I’m not gonna tolerate thicc Hex slander. She’s our zany cutie.

[k1ng-n0thing-deactivated2018031]

Y’all need girlfriends

[borvar]

drawers:

y’all????:

[pomki]

Drawers:

Y’all????:

[nebulajam]

Drawers:

y’all????:

[spiddermen]

this post is what it’s like to go through an unstable portal

[trilllizard666]

i’d like to remind people that this op that deactivated was only angry at hex maniac fanart because they’re kin with hex maniac

[robopitcher]

Kung

[beetle-archive]

Pow

[ragtimeosohe]

Penis

[invalidate]

every time i make a post someone unfollows me. if y’all don’t want my posts than what do you want

[invalidate]

damn ok

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

[trailerparkhardcore]

Suction warlock

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

don the piss robe

[macklemorehentai-deactivated201]

+6 stealth -8 charisma

[iamoutofideas]

pisslord

[shabootyisland]

it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again

[randomitemdrop]

Item: Cloak of the Pisslord

[despazito]

when i see a funni post but im blocked by op

[spinosnoreus]

It’s been 500 years but I actually logged into this account again!

[ponettedefeu]

Started SAO today and I have a question WHY NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS PRECIOUS GUY Seriously Klein is just so lovely and kind!

Love him so much that i’ve already doodled him with promarkers/Brushmarkers ^w^

[weavemama]

ladies and gentlemen we have officially reached the “in case a nuclear attack happens” phase……. [x]

[trip-usingizi-rp-blog]

This shit is wild.

[goodshinyhunter]

There should be an amber alert or something to warn us, hopefully. But if you’re so close to the blast that the entire outside flashes white your first priority is to get underneath the blastwave any way you can.

After that you have 2 options: drive away or protect yourself from the radiation.

Option one is tough because literally everybody else is going to want to do this, and you could get stuck right in the fallout. And lemme tell you, if you’re stuck out there when the ashes first fall for more than 15 minutes, you’re dead. Radiation poisoning.

Option two is harder, but has a better success rate. Get underground. Most houses have a crawlspace, but in this bad time just saw a fucking hole in your floor. Put table over hole. Pack some large containers (like tubs), with dirt, tight, and stack them on your table or wherever you’re going to be directly underneath. you need 36 inches if dirt to be protected from the radiation poisoning. You could preemptively buy lead and stick that in a container with a lot of serface area, i forget how many inches you need vertically.

How ever much serface area the dirt/metal/lead covers is how much you and your party will be able to move around. As long as there’s enough inches vertically you’ll be good so long as you stay under it.

You gotta stay under there for at least 2 weeks, 3 to be sure.

[galaxy-manticore]

Also, if you can see the mushroom cloud, stick your arm out as far as you can. Do a thumbs-up and close one eye. If your thumb is bigger than the cloud, you are safe. If the cloud is bigger or the same size as your thumb, then that means you are in the radiation zone and should evacuate immediately.

[magic-owl]

I cannot believe I actually have to freaking reblog this but here y'all go just in case

[shit-editor]

Take a break from the humor for just a second and read this.

[thewickedwilds]

Sorry, what year is this again??