I Seek

Of shitposts and spiralling thoughts

[ph-cutie]

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

If You Like a Long Island, Wait Until You Try the Adios, Motherfucker

If you like a Long Island Iced Tea, wait until you try the provocatively named Adios, Motherfucker. It’s fun, boozy and blue.

Found a recipe for it that's worded like electrochemistry wrote it

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update: this tastes like if a baha blast could kill you and annihilates any ongoing anxiety attacks

[bite-my-grimy-fleshy-ass]

Update update: comparing this to a long island is like comparing a pickup truck to a tank

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[lepidopteragirl]

deadbeat group chat member

[h0lyshift]

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

[melyzard]

Did you know that soda machines at restaurants and movie theaters spy on you? That most common new cars now record your sexual preferences and send it to the manufacturer (and also data about anyone who also gets in your car, walks by your car, and maybe happens to be within visual range of your car)? That grocery stores are trying to force customers to download an app to scan barcodes on shelves instead of putting up prices, so the app can scan the phone, decide how much that customer should be squeezed for, and adjust the price? That more and more innocent people are being sent to jail for crimes committed hundreds of miles away because an AI facial recognition algorithm spit their faces out and the cops didn't bother to do the most basic of checks?

I am not uptight about privacy because I'm hiding something. I'm uptight about it because the people who dismiss my right to privacy are dangerous to you and me and our families, personally, all the time.

And often, they are assholes, too.

[rawhorrors]

lost to the stars

[prokopetz]

Evil overlord who seems to be attempting to seduce you to the side of darkness with their devious sexual wiles, but when you try to accept they're taken completely by surprise because the possibility had genuinely never occurred to them – it turns out they're just kind of like Like That.

[prokopetz]

They thought teleporting behind you and firmly caressing your shoulders with their great bladed gauntlets while whispering directly into your ear in discordant polyphony about how all humans naturally crave subjugation was a power move. You were supposed to be intimidated.

[foxglves]

It’s so funny to me that soccer games can end with a score of 0-0 like imagine going to see a soccer game and both teams just run around the field for 90 minutes doing absolutely nothing and nobody scores any points and at the end of the 90 minutes they’re like well. Guess that’s that. Great soccer game guys.

[agoddamn]

I know I'm preaching to the choir but "you don't need to verify your age so long as you don't want to access any of the functions we've arbitrarily decided are adult-only" KILL KILL KILL

[mortimermcmirestinks]

always remember, friend,

now go in peace

This meme was inspired by the piece "Lucky 10,000" by Randall Monroe.

[cipher-fresh]

[ID: “One man’s [“Yeah, the Time Knife, we’ve all seen it” meme] is another man’s [“Was anyone going to tell me?” meme] /End ID]

[ceekari]

internet heiroglyphics

[sexybritishllama]

the worst thing about ardbert as a character is that they called him ardbert and before that you just knew him as 'the warrior of darkness' which is arguably even worse. and they gave this terribly named man the most generic White Guy No. 4 character design you've ever seen in your life so when you first meet him you're like pffft there is no way you will make me care about this dude. and then the game pushes you in the dirt and says you WILL care 🫵 you are going to cry over this man. you are going to cry so fucking hard.

and then of course you do. and then you have to reckon with the fact you're now emotionally invested in a guy called ardbert

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @starcunning

oh it's not Toshover after all?

text: We're So Kitasan Back

[starcunning]

harikitte ikou!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

req'd by @starcunning

variant of joever.....

text: It's so Sweep Toshover

[starcunning]

[clowniconography]

wait ok this is actually one that has caused some contention before when I've talked to people about it. reblog and tag whether or not you check the weather prediction every day before going out

[musthavebeenthecombat]

I'm sorry.???

[reject-tiefling]

@acarefreewind

Okey

[micheline2poke]

The meeting of two cats ^^

[maidthings]

happy winter solstice

[maidthings]

Southern Hemisphere - Wikipedia

[anyacad0]

you can really appreciate how annoying Yingxing must of been because evidently he was entirely right about how good at everything he was- except he probably wasn't. Anyone could have done what he did, in theory.

No wonder he was so critical of long-life species. He might have been a prodigy but he was just human. There should have been nothing he could do that a Xianzhou native couldn't do better, but their long lives meant they never felt to need to work or try hard enough. What the relic set is implying here-

Is that in the beginning, Yingxing's hands were just as unsuited to forging as Blade's became after Jingliu broke them. He maybe could have learned again from the beginning, as Yingxing had, but he didn't have the resolve for it anymore. He couldn't remember why it was important, and that's what truly crushed his desire to create and mend. He was more or less forced to experience the very reason why long-life species could never become as skilled as him.